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| He wants to call his baby what? "Yeezus"? You gotta be kidding! No, not your baby. |
JAY Z's new album "Magna Carta Holy Grail" comes to Samsung Galaxy fans
first -- if they are among the first million to download the app on June 24th to
get the album free July 4th, three days before the rest of the world (magnacartaholygrail.com).
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| I love my corporate branding |
Rap music in bed with corporations? Of course. The music industry is almost nothing but corporations.
But Samsung, Inc. is taking it a step further. They have bought the first million copies of Jay Z's yet-to-be-released album.
How must J Cole feel? His new album drops today, the same day as his main competition: New father Kanye Kardashian nearly soiled his baggy pants when he found out his baby was coming out early -- the one named Yeezus, not KimYe, who was premature, too.
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| Powerhouse mega rap concert, Honda Center, Anaheim, OC, June 22, 7:00 pm |
WQ: Well, Boo, is Kanye's album any good?
BOO: It's actually surprisingly good. Everybody knows he's a jerk, but he makes Goode music.
WQ: What does sing about?
BOO: Kanye.
BOO: Kanye.
WQ: Yeah, Kanye.
BOO: No, Kanye.
TEE: Kanye sings about Kanye!
WQ: We thought he was Yahoo.
BOO+TEE: "Yeezus"
WQ: Whatever. Is it true he claims to be a "god"?
BOO+TEE: He's just kidding.
BOO+TEE: He's just kidding.
WQ: But he talks to Jesus?
TEE: Uh, yeah.
WQ: Are you guys going to Powerhouse this weekend, and do you think Kanye will make a surprise appearance?
TEE: Hells yeah and he prolly will.
TEE: Hells yeah and he prolly will.
BOO: [Pornstar and future wife] Kim and her mom won't let him.
WQ: How is 2 Chainz doing? Should we still do that Zen Koan piece about his song "Wut We Doin"?
BOO: Yeah!
TEE: He was arrested at LAX Airport for carrying sizzrup and pot.
WQ: Keep it real.
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