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| "Ask Mister Republican Man" (Tom Tommorrow/thismodernworld.com) |
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| Looking for the mayo, governor? |
Rick Perry, the longest serving governor in Texas history, is eying
another presidential campaign through his new Warby Parker glasses that
make him look even gayer than he sounds.
Rumors about Republican Gov. Perry and his personal chef have hung around the
governor’s collar for years like the proverbial pearl necklace.
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| Don't judge a book by its gay cover. |
You’d
have to be blind not to see that Perry has been resisting homosexual
urges since his youth. Maybe he hasn’t acted upon them; maybe he’s
strong enough to resist.
Maybe that’s why last week Rick Perry compared
homosexuality to alcoholism.
Maybe Rick Perry sees homosexuality as
something to be battled one day at a time, like the urge to suck down a
bottle of Jim Beam or just some guy named Jim.
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| Be gay if you like, but don't be a hypocrite. |
Perry’s comments about homosexuality are lethal. When young,
impressionable men hear a governor talk about homosexuality as a choice,
as an illness that can be "cured," he is giving bullies license to pick
on young gays who often end up committing suicide.
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| Neither party is any kind of real alternative |
While Perry’s
predecessor George W. Bush was a white knuckle drunk, Perry is a
red knuckle homosexual. Red knuckle homosexual because of all the blood
on his hands from the gay men who get beaten up or kill themselves
because of his vicious words cloaked in false scripture. More on this
later, but let me assure you Jesus despises Rick Perry. More
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| More from the David Feldman Show (davidfeldmanshow.com/JimmyDoreComedy.com) |
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| I've never lied. I'm not a war criminal. |
There's a new Erroll Morris film about the liar Donald Rumsfeld.
When caught lying, the liar continues to lie. I think it
has something to do with the fact that he’s a liar. WATCH: Rumsfeld caught lying about Saddam Hussein and 9/11 (Raw Story)
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| Brain: The Science of Why They Deny |
- Study: 5 NRA "members" have shot off their penises
- Rumsfeld compares Obama to "trained ape"
- 40% of WHITE males arrested by age of 23
- Latino celebrities out and about (People)
- Jewish Downton Abbey
- AUDIO: Libertarian Ron Paul's secret shame
- U.S. claims it captured leader of Benghazi attack
- Source: Bergdahl physically abused by Taliban
- Apple Corporation's Steve Jobs vs. Govt's Google
- Google: Ads coming to the Internet of things
- George Carlin's daughter talks about her comedian dad
- Our Transgender community (LGBTQ)Google’s Nest acquisition raises data-privacy concerns
Shocker: Internet of Things poised to grow bigger
How to program for the Internet of ThingsFilmmaker Errol Morris: Donald Rumsfeld proved Americans are gullible morons (Raw Story). In an interview with Nick Gillespie on Reason TV, documentary film-maker Errol Morris claimed that Rumsfeld’s success was dependent not upon his brilliance so much as the fact that the American people “are morons.”
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