Travis 'n Taylor: 'Viva Las Vegas' (Dead Kennedys)

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Wait, is The King paying me directly from Graceland or is Spotify Corporation? Whatever!

Jello has new music coming out

Jello Biafra (fronting punk rock legends the Dead Kennedys) sings Elvis' "Viva Las Vegas" to show artist Trey K (rookie singer, professional footballer Travis Swift-Kelce) how it's done.

Trey, it's not a good idea to outshine Taylor "Nazi Barbie" Swift, stealing her limelight if she thinks she's the shinier one in this PR-relationship. But if that's the way you want to play it.

Why would the couple keep doing everything it can to attract even more eyes for any conspiracy the alphabet agencies may want to run through Team Traylor? Who knows. So go for it. But sing it right!

• Travis Kelce's Super Bowl ‘Viva Las Vegas' scored a payday for the song and Elvis Presley's estate
• Travis Kelce belts out country song before Mahomes pulls microphone away at Chiefs' victory-parade (Man, this guy will just not shut up. Taylor's the singer, not you!)
• Kanye West claims he helped Taylor Swift -- so why did she have him thrown out of the Super Bowl?

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce sing along to 'Love Story' after Super Bowl win

(Entertainment Tonight) Feb. 13th, 2024: TayTay and Trey K bring their PR "Love Story" [because she has probably banned him from covering DK's "Viva Las Vegas"] to the dance floor for the ubiquitous cameras and live microphones. ET has learned more about the couple's post-Super Bowl LVIII celebration at Wynn Las Vegas’ XS nightclub after the Kansas City Chiefs just barely beat the San Francisco 49ers. An eyewitness tells ET the two were spotted enjoying the night as they danced together in the DJ booth while singing along to Taylor's song "Love Story." Travis and Taylor ("Traylor" as in Trailer Park) were also seen 'exchanging affectionate gestures' throughout the evening, including sharing "celebratory kisses."