Vaccine protests, Biden conspiracy, Trump trial

Vaccine protests, Biden Conspiracies, and Impeachment Round 2

(Jimmy Kimmel Live, Feb. 1-2, 2021) Many Americans are hunkered down under a thick blanket of SNOW, demonstrators blocked the entrance of Dodger Stadium warning of the dangers of toxic vaccinations, OJ Simpson got injected, the Biden Administration is teaming up with private enterprise to force a vaccine into every person in America, Coachella is cancelled for the second year in a row, millions of people are watching videos of other people cleaning, Pres. Joe wants to keep ex-Pres. Trump's Space Force, some conspiracy theorists believe Biden put a bust of Hugo Chavez in the Oval Office (wrong guy), Fox News is looking for something to criticize Biden about, gearing up for Impeachment Trial #2, evil Anderson Cooper gets a bizarre apology from a former Q-Anon supporter, Bachelor Matt finally sees that “Queen Victoria” is a monster, and want if toddler voices replaced those of contestants on The Bachelor?

Klan Mom, MyPillow Mike, Kourtside Karen Keep America Great

I like the swamps of Florida better than DC.

Snow continues, Groundhog Day and Punxsutawney Phil declares six more weeks of winter, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene leans into fundraising after Mitch McConnell and some GOP senators distance themselves from her, the MyPillow Twitter account is now banned after Mike Lindell tries to fire tweets off from it, Trump’s new lawyers release their response to the impeachment charges with a major spelling error, Jared and Ivanka report a combined 2020 income of somewhere between $23,000,000.00 and $121 million, Jeff Bezos announces that he'll be stepping down as CEO of Amazon.com, LeBron James gets into it with an Atlanta Hawks fan and dubs her “Courtside Karen,” and once again a pair of prognosticating pugs named Ella and Petunia continue their amazing five year winning streak of predicting the winner of the Super Bowl.