Friday, June 9, 2023

Mexican Buddhist: "Flamin' Hot Cheetos"?

Crystal Quintero, Dhr. Seven, Pfc. Sandoval (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly; Da Rich Kidzz

I'm a [Mexican Buddhist]
With a battered brain
Searching for a future
World is my aim

Gimme, gimme this
Gimme, gimme that

Buddhist Darby Crash (who's about as Mexican as Morrisey, who's not Mexican at all, except maybe that he's an honorary Mexican because we love his BIG emotions) of LA's early hardcore punk band The Germs had a great song idea in "Lexicon Devil" alongside Native Pat Smear's guitar riffs.

We sing it to ourselves sometimes. It's great to be brown, to be somewhere in between Black and white, darker than yellow, lighter than red. It feels like being green. But what a diverse raza or race, very beautiful and inclusive of all others. Eva Longoria's on the team, and here she comes with her directorial debut about an urban legend of who really invented Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Was it Richard MontaƱez? At least one Frito-Lay Corporate employee says no way. It was her.

Actor Eva Longoria is beautiful, right? Who knew she could direct movies, much less socially relevant ones? If Benny Affleck and Matty Damon can cash in on Michael Jordan's fame, why not Longoria? Who knew an hermano (Richard Montonez) created the horrible for our health but tasty has heck chip Flamin' Hot Cheetos? These Black kids once made a great rap video about it:


Being [colonized] Catholic is cr*ppy

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