PR: Nazi Barbie bounces Kanye, kisses Trey

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KARMA: He "brought home the hardware," like he promised. Now it's time for the soft wear.

Hey, you bald F***! - Well, you're right, Travis. I've only been a coach most of my life...

Kansas Chiefs players hit Las Vegas Strip with trophy Taylor Swift to whore around after game

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Sex and violence, that's what football fans want.

Are we at Peak Taylor yet? The next time we have to hear about what undies she forgot to wear to the Big Game or what she drank as the whole team when huuoring around that night to celebrate their big win or the size of the ring she's getting Trey K to not dump her like all the others, we'll be eating lead. How many stories can the mainstream media squeeze out of this phenom.

• Kanye West was allegedly kicked out of Super Bowl by Taylor Swift | Karma?

Oh, Lordy, Queen B's here!

BREAKING: Kanye West (Ye, Yeesus, Mr. Kardashian) bought seats near Swift's booth to try to steal some her reflected limelight, but she wasn't having it. After he humiliated her at the Grammys that year (an incident that echoed when Jay-Z and a hot younger woman, his daughter, did it again, pointing out that Swift has four Best Album Grammys and Beyonce is still waiting on her first; no, there's no implicit bias going on in the voting), she wasn't taking any chances. She's so powerful in the NFL, such a money cow and golden goof, that she can dictate who attends and who doesn't. Beyonce was present, dressed like a blond Barbie doll, stealing Nicki "Roman" Minaj's style.

• Burn: Taylor got Kanye kicked out of the Super Bowl
• Blessings: Travis+Taylor, here's what they said (Bing)
• Rise of the Jerk: Footballer Travis Kelce addresses viral clip of him violently shoving elderly coach Andy Reid
• Tom Brady defends fellow footballer Travis Kelce over heated Super Bowl moment with coach Andy Reid (mensjournal.com)

Will you come to the game with me? - You're f'ing kidding, right? You're a has-been. - C'mon.

• 'Just like we drew it up': Biden pokes fun at Super Bowl, Taylor Swift conspiracy theories (msn.com)

I'm hot; everything goes my way

Those conspiracies are starting to sound pretty reasonable. Genocide Joe's body-double seems to think it's funny that people are speculating that the spying agencies are using her and his ("Traylor") fame to help him win reelection for the first time. Jeff Rense (rense.com) seems to see a little something something in the way the fairytale is unfolding for "Nazi Barbie," what feminist Camille Paglia famously dubbed Princess Die Swift.

It's so perfect that this is all happening around Valentine's Day. Now, we're all holding our collective breath and waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Cupidity is insanity: Eros has his eye on Tay

Love hurts! Ask Nazareth. And if Swift doesn't get a Number 1 hit out of this, it will all have been for nothing. The tabloids are saying jerk Travis Kelce is just using her for her money. Could it be? He needs PR more than green and a little rehabilitation after abusing the elderly coach on the field. It's the "Rise of the Jerk," which is maybe what's appealing about this Germanic behemoth for the Red one. Get a room and have a kid already. Get off our feed. Make way for some brunettes, like Olivia and where's the far more entertaining Cardi B in all this?

• Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce 'accidentally' party in Vegas club with pop star's parents (It's not PR, just awkward)
• Kanye West stands by antisemitic comments: 'Black people are Jews' | HipHopDX

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