Trump, Taylor, Travis, Biden, 'n the Bowl (JKL)

Jimmy Kimmel Live (JKL), 2/12/24; Seth Auberon, Pfc. Sandoval (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

You're not nice, Donald, you're not nice! I'll vote for Uncle Gene. Joe, even if he is a molester.

No, you stupid bird brain, don't endorse Biden. Endorse me. I'll make you secretary of state. - I don't want to be a secretary. - No, dummy, it's a cabinet position. - I don't want to be furniture.

Trump lashes out at Taylor Swift, Chiefs win the Super Bowl, Joe Biden trolls conspiracy theorists

(Jimmy Kimmel Live) Jimmy and Guillermo spent the weekend in Vegas for the Super Bowl, where the Chiefs took home the Lombardi Trophy, there were many notable Super Bowl commercials including several for religion (both Christianity and the opposite, Scientology), Trump went after Taylor Swift on Truth Social, Joe Biden took to Instagram to post a rant about “shrinkflation,” a new Super Bowl edition of Drunk Donald Trump, and the world premiere of the official promo for the 96th Oscars on March 10th at 7:00 Eastern |4:00 pm on ABC. Subscribe to get the latest #Kimmel: http://bit.ly/JKLSubscribe.

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