The world's heaviest band? (PR MBA)

Finn McKenty (YT); Seth Auberon, Pfc. Sandoval, Sheldon S., CC Liu (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

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We recently asked, What's the world's most horrifying band? trying to get at this question of What is the hardest band of all? We settled on Chris Barnes' version of Cannibal Corpse for his and its innovations and brutality. Finn McKenty seems to agree. But, of course, there could never be just one. All that heaviness

WHO'S THE HEAVIEST OF ALL TIME?

(Em Beihold) “Numb Little Bug” (official music video, premiered March 10, 2022) available now: EmBeihold.lnk.to/NumbLittleBugID

(Punk Rock MBA, June 9, 2022) What are the heaviest bands of all time in rock and metal? Finn McKenty looks at a few metal bands including Cannibal Corpse, Disgorge, Whitechapel, Suicide Silence, Infant Annihilator, Pantera, Gojira, Crowbar, The Acacia Strain, Suffocation, Vildjharta, At The Gates, Darkthrone, Lorna Shore, Alice In Chains, and Life Of Agony.

• 0:00 Intro
• 2:12 Cannibal Corpse, Disgorge, Whitechapel, Suicide Silence, Infant Annihilator
• 7:42 Pantera, Gojira, Crowbar, The Acacia Strain
• 11:10 Suffocation, Vildjharta, At The Gates, Darkthrone
• 17:33 Lorna Shore, Alice In Chains, Life Of Agony

The MBA comes to the conclusion at Minute 21:24 that Em Biehold is "heavier than 99% of death metal," based on emotion and bleakly honest lyrics. It's harder than Niles' mummies and creatures and the comic book crap of most band's imaginations. It's true. "Girl's Music" can really pack a wallop on par with the most gutter murder and mayhem musick sometimes. So let's see what Em's on about (TikTok/Facebook).

►LYRICS: I don’t feel a single thing Have the pills done too much Haven’t caught up with my friends in weeks And now we’re outta touch I’ve been driving in LA And the world it feels too big Like a floating ball that’s bound to break Snap my psyche like a twig And I just wanna see If you feel the same as me Do you ever get a little bit tired of life Like you’re not really happy but you don’t wanna die Like you’re hanging by a thread but you gotta survive cuz u gotta survive Like your body’s in the room but you’re not really there Like you have empathy inside but you don’t really care Like your fresh outta love but it’s been in the air Am I past repair A little bit tired of tryin’ to care when I don’t A little bit tired of quick repairs to cope A little bit tired of sinkin’ There’s water in my boat I’m barely breathin’ Tryna stay afloat So I got these Quick repairs to cope Guess I’m just broken and broke

The prescriptions on its way With a name I can’t pronounce And the dose I gotta take Boy I wish that I could count Cuz I just wanna see If this could make me happy Do you ever get a little bit tired of life Like you’re not really happy but you don’t wanna die Like you’re hanging by a thread but you gotta survive cuz ya gotta survive Like your body’s in the room but you’re not really there Like you have empathy inside but you don’t really care Like your fresh outta love but it’s been in the air Am I past repair A little bit tired of tryin’ to care when I don’t A little bit tired of quick repairs to cope A little bit tired of sinking there’s water in my boat I’m barely breathin’ Tryna stay afloat So I got these Quick repairs to cope Do you ever get a little bit tired of life Like you’re not really happy but you don’t wanna die Like a numb little bug that’s gotta survive That’s gotta survive