Tuesday, September 13, 2022

Nude Yoga, Kundalini, Massage? (9/18)

Mark D. (Nude Meetup); Jen B. (Dharma B Meditation); Crystal Q.* (ed.), Wisdom Quarterly

[Costly] "Free Spirited Optional Nude Kundalini and Acro Yoga with Crystal Massage"
Mark D., working class yoga guy
Come relax, stretch, just be yourself [among the naked]. Mingle in a safe and clean space.

It's a great way to [pretend to] learn yoga, try something new while being free. Led by [Mark D., alleged] Energy Guide, Tantra Educator, Healer of Mind and Body [and long time Swinger].
  • Sunday, September 18, 2022
  • 6:00 PM–9:00 PM PDT
  • Location: Release Stress & Ignite Your Core Radiance with Tantra Yoga & Meditation Public Studio Lounge
  • Long Beach, California 90804
Health, happiness, harmony, and joy to all!

Rachael Rains, Mark D.'s partner in...
All levels are welcome, no experience or partner are necessary. This event is for those who have come with an interest in maybe taking the class. Now is a chance to give it a shot. There will be three types of yoga exercises offered to experience. The three parts of the class are:
  • Nude Kundalini Yoga
  • Acro Yoga
  • Hot Thi Rock and Crystal Massage body work
The yoga poses are easy for any level. The class will go for three hours. Afterwards everyone can hang out by the indoor fire pit to relax muscles, kick back, mingle, and munch on light, healthy snacks, and chat away with whoever is left.

This is a way to do some yoga, try something new, while meeting other members of the group in an intimate and soft setting [wink wink] that encourages freedom of mind, body, and spirit. [Mark will be there to guide it all.]

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring and kindness, all of which have the potential to turn a life around for the better.

You don't have to be alone, for you'll have a group of people who will honor, care, respect, and love you, Mark explains, "in the most highest purest form genuinely possible!!"

This class will help promote self-awareness in a relaxing, calming, mindset of body and spirit, where [Mark can help] you shed any fear, shame, guilt, doubt, or insecurities about yourself and about your body. This is just a [slightly creepy event that claims to be] safe, calm, peaceful place to be yourself.

"As a society, we’re conditioned to fear being nude around our peers or strangers, but there is a special kind of power that comes from the vulnerability of being exposed nakedly!?" Mark [who may be new to English] adds:

"By allowing ourselves to step out of our clothing and be seen exactly as we are, in all our naked glory! It's an exercise in taking back our power and becoming comfortable in our own nude skin. Nude Tantra Yoga above all else is the highest form of ANY yoga. It's about learning to love, honor, respect, cherish, and accept ourselves just as we are!

Mark breaks down the myths of nudity and yoga and shares the breakthroughs and benefits of it
  • if you desire to feel free in your body, mind, spirit, skin, and soul...
  • if you desire heartfelt and deep connections and good intentions with like-minded beings...
  • if you desire to all the way to your edges in a well-held, safe gathering...
  • if you desire a place to express, connect, explore, be yourself, open up, fulfill some need and just be...
then this is the place to be. If you keep doing what you've always done, you'll keep being what you've always been.

This is a small gathering (8-15 people). Partners can be opposite, same, a friend, lover, or husband/wife, boy, friend. Bring someone you want to have fun, learn, and enjoy an evening with mindful presence.

Open to both single men, women, and couples. If you have a partner, bring him/her. If you have a friend, bring him/her. If you are solo, just bring yourself with an open mind and heart. People come solo all the time.

What to bring: Love, kindness, joy, an open heart and open mind. Any pillows, a blanket, towel, a yoga mat for a cozy space, some prayer beads, sound bowl, crystals of healing. Open mind and heart, willingness to learn to bask in the radiance, ANYTHING to enhance your experience (do NOT bring any drugs or alcohol!!!) water and some light snacks and refreshments, etc.
  • Sunday, Sept. 18th, 2022
  • Doors open at 5:50 pm-9:00 pm
  • Welcome Circle at 6:15pm
  • (Give yourself some time to find parking)
  • COST: $40-$85, female ticket: $40, male ticket: $75, couples or two people: $85 (saves $$$)
Singles and couples are welcome. This is a fully unclothed (optional) "Rated R" experience.

Must be 18 or older to attend this event. This will be a non-sexual type of gathering, for all to participate in. Seating is limited to 18 (max) participants. 15 spots are left so please do not delay in saving a spot. RSVP on Meetup, too.
Sacred Sexuality doesn’t only MATTER. It alone expresses the total alchemist design and mystery of the universe’s YIN and YANG, Shakti and Shiva, Ebb n Flow, the Sacred Feminine and Masculine of our energetic beings.

Feel more alive in your body. Communicate love without using words. Learn practices that will improve your sex life. Become more receptive to touch by the use of your five senses.

We are all but waves, so let us wave together in the cosmic waves, an ocean of blissful waving sensations locked in an eternal embrace, in the "unboundlessness" of joy, respect, peace, warmth, and love.

"There are no strangers here, only friends you haven't yet met," says William Butler Yeats. Come join us. Hope to see you [naked] soon. If you have any questions about this event, please either make a comment down below or private message us!

Light and Love to you, many blessings, Namaste`
The Organizers of T.A.O. [Mark D. and Gang]



*The more longwinded, redundant, and poorly this has been written, Jen, the more people are likely to know something is fishy, so maybe we shouldn't edit it at all but just spread it out as Mark wrote it? JEN: But it's so poorly written, as all their activities are, with nonsensical combinations of "!?" at the end of every other incomplete or run-on sentence! Maybe too much sex on the brain makes a person dumb?
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