"G.I. Pat" is the new nonbinary G.I. Joe toy

The U.S. military likes it! G-spot - 3390 - LGBTQIA'LMNOP+ News (Windy City Times)

G.I. Joe to be replaced by genderless G.I. Pat

LGBTQ+ is the new butch, kids.

(The Babylon Bee) Hey, kids! Watch this very woke toy commercial from your pals at Mattel Corporation! Tired of those old, conservative dolls? Want a Barbie-safe toy? How about an androgynous action figure toy person, wouldn't that be grand? It can be yours now if you pester your parents enough and threaten your own transition. Demand they buy you "G.I. Pat" TODAY! (Pink jumper, pronoun badges, pink phone cover, and pumps sold separately!)

Ken's pregnant because it's his right!

Ken's having an identity crisis after eating estrogenic plastic: He's preggers!

So now they is a "birthing person" who "chest feeds" their babies. Pride!

• NOTE: "G.I." stands for "government issue," which is what you become if you join the military that can send you anywhere to kill and be killed for empire, money, territory, and patriotism. Hooray! But for Pat it means "genderless individual," but you can call him B.I. ("better individual") Pat.
  

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