Royally screwed: Prince Harry, Meghan to divorce

Sky News, AU, July 27, 2023; Ashley Wells, CC Liu, Sheldon S. (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

I don't care about the lost money or royal title. I'll just start my own Only Fans page.

Royally screwed: The end of Harry and Meghan’s fairytale marriage

(Sky News Australia) The Ginger and The Whinger, professional complainers -- are headed for divorce court. That's right. Prince Duke Harry [Windsor] and Duchess Meghan Markle, known as the Sussexes, are doomed. They won't make it past the Seven Year Itch.

Hairy, what's a whinger? - Whining-complainer.

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Divorce? If well-sourced rumors are to be believed then, sadly, the answer is yes. We were all there when Meghan and Harry fell in love, tied the knot, and made a beautiful fairytale family combining Black and extraterrestrial DNA.

You made the wrong choice, Hairly.

But even the rich and famous, the royal and beautiful, aren’t immune to the realities of life. Career and family pressures have caused a rift between the previously loving couple, with those famous PDAs (public displays of affection) reportedly being replaced by separate bedrooms and meetings with conniving divorce lawyers.

Sky News All-Stars Megyn Kelly, Angela Levin, and Esther Krakue take a look at how it all went wrong for the Sussexes. Sky News All Stars