Trump (literally) craps pants: criminal trial

• After a particularly good bowel clearing, Trump appears to fall asleep in court as historic hush money trial gets underway in New York: Live (MSN), while MAGAots protest outside the court

Wisdom Quarterly COMMENTARY

Whatcha gonna do I pull a shank, Orange B*tch?! - I'm gonna instruct Jared to cut you a check.

Man, this is boring! Just send me to jail already and spare me the all the hemming and hawing.

Poop on hands that became infected?

The incontinent ex-president is facing 34 criminal counts (some serious felonies) and must be present each day, in case the court concludes he is guilty and he is immediately handcuffed into court and taken into immediate custody.

One should not conclude that he will be raped in prison or anything untoward will happen to him.

My boy Don here, BGF take care a him but good

Instead, ask any former ex-con, and it will be clear that Poopy Pants Don John will revolutionize the prison economy of any institution he is sent to like Black emperor Mansa Musa (the richest man in the world throughout all of human history) revolutionized and ruined the economies of the country he passed through as he distributed gold on his journey to Mecca.

Trump would not only survive, he would thrive in a nice federal prison

Soft skin, voice, Ivanka hands,
you're cumming with me, Jared.

The "gold" Trump would distribute would today be called "protection money" as he ran a "b*tch side hustle" using free government labor in the form of the Secret Service bodyguards who presumably be sent in with him to serve out his term.

But could they protect him if guards could not? Trump would have to grease the skids, whet the beaks, grease the palms, and distribute charity to ensure his safety and provide for his homosexual adventures with the youngest inmates to simulate the sort of sexual harassment, incestuous molestation, and rape he is accustomed to on the outside, to say nothing of his snorted Adderall and cocaine addiction.

Dad, that' wouldn't be kosher.

One could only hope that he had a phone smuggled in to tweet (or truth), or brought a PR person to be a fellow prisoner documenting his stay, or arranged for Ivanka's husband Jared to come with him to fondle as a proxy for his Jewish daughter Ivanka.

He could make the warden a reality television hero and the mainstream media a mess. Why? Elect a clown, expect a circus.

You mean figuratively. Oh no, we mean literally sh*ts himself and stinks

(The Hole Podcast) Trump defecates (releases feces) in his trousers because he's incontinent (unable to hold it in due to his stimulant drug habit and all-fast-food-and-meat diet). The Hole, Ep. 285: The Apprentice staffer Production Assistant Noel Casler tells all on working with the Trump family and incontinent Donald Trump (particularly his fecal release in his pants due to the laxative effects of his stimulant legal-and-illegal-drug snorting and his foul, rotten, unbrushed mouth and dentures).

Trump’s criminal hush money trial starts Monday, Ted Cruz's tough week, and Jake Byrd at the 2007 OJ Trial

(Jimmy Kimmel Live) April 11, 2024:  The big story today was that OJ "The Juice" Simpson died, Caitlyn Jenner posted about his passing, the prime minister of Japan was in DC for a state dinner and reminisced about his time living in NY before a joint session of Congress, Trump’s criminal porn star hush money trial starts Monday because all of his many last minute efforts to delay the proceedings have failed, Speaker Mike Johnson and Trump are planning to hold a press conference to talk about election integrity, Meatball Ron DeSantis is planning to fundraise for Donny Jonn, Ted Cruz is having a tough week after a complaint was filed with the Federal Election Commission about his podcast, a group of anti-abortion extremists prayed in tongues on the floor of Senate chamber before the ruling on abortion, the Biden campaign launched a new program to engage the LGBTQIA+ community, and as a tribute to The Juice Jimmy K goes back to the year 2007 when friend of the show Jake Byrd crashed the OJ Trial. Subscribe to get the latest: http://bit.ly/JKLSubscribe #Kimmel 

Trump gets news he has dreaded on eve of first criminal trial

(Brian Tyler Cohen)<__slot-el> April 13, 2024: The Legal Breakdown with BTC and Glenn Kirschner, The Legal Breakdown episode 252: @GlennKirschner2 discusses Trump's final delay effort ahead of his NY criminal trial set to begin on Monday.

Trump just got destroyed by Jimmy Kimmel and Trump freaks out!

(Late Night TV) April 10, 2024: VERENIGDE STATEN 💙 Today, it wasn't just Jimmy Kimmel who humiliated Trump on the late-night shows. Poor Trump lost three, yes 3, cases in one (yes 1) day.

He's already incontinent. What harm in checks?

Trump was even roasted by the judge. DT surrounded himself with classified documents everywhere on his properties and since this is highly illegal, he's now facing legal consequences and enduring public humiliation yet again.

A few days ago, DJ argued in NY, demanding the judge grant a delay on his April 15th criminal trial concerning his illicit relationship with a prostitute and adult film actress, Stormy Daniels, and the crime of illegal off-the-books payoff and lying about it in financial documents as a legitimate business expense. According to Trump, he was president at the time and therefore has total immunity and can commit any crime, including murder or targeted assassination of opponents, as any president (other than Biden) should be granted, but the law thinks otherwise.

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