Von Shits-in-Pants, Stormy speaks to Dead

Stormy produced and starred

Under cross examination, poor Stormy (who has starred in 150 X-rated movies) has admitted to being able to speak to the dead. While that is believable to those who understand we do not die and end but carry on life after life, it is a basis of discrediting her. It is almost as if Trump's attorneys are trying to argue they never met, nothing ever happened, and he is just in the habit of handing out more than $100,000 to strangers for the heck of it. Guilty. This case is not about her because cheating is not illegal, and trying to cover it up is not illegal, but what is illegal is falsifying business records and trying to misappropriate campaign funds to cover your tracks. This is not a "hush money trial" but a financial records fraud case. And of that his guilt is certain. What is also certain is that he did it in furtherance of his election, making it a felony.

Trump hosts suckers who bought his NFTs and Guillermo exclusivo with Hemsworth and Taylor-Joy

D. John Trump was heard audibly cursing during
Stormy Daniels' testimony at his criminal trial.

(Jimmy Kimmel Live) May 8, 2024: It was a day off from the Trump trial after Stormy Daniels caused quite a sexual and embarrassing commotion yesterday, Republican loser Nikki Haley took home 20% of the vote in the Indiana primary despite not being in the race anymore, Trump hosted a VIP dinner at Mar-a-Lago for superfans who bought his worthless NFTs, Melania is also doing her best to cash in with signature Mother’s Day jewelry (a cheap three leaf clover stamped with meaningless words), according to recently-discovered deposition from his divorce proceedings RFK Jr. claims a worm ate part of his brain and died in his skull, Puppy and Pony Killer Kristi Noem continues to flounder after the release of her disastrous book (and audio version which confirms what she is now trying to redact and say she does not know how it got in there), the right-wingers are highly upset that the Boy Scouts are changing their name to "Scouting America" (and get all of the homosexual molestation cases behind them) in an attempt to be more inclusive, and the monologue is interrupted by Guillermo for an exclusivo with special guests Chris Hemsworth and Taylor-Joy from Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga! #Kimmel

• Jimmy Kimmel, 5/8/24; This Week (photo and Constitution statement); Pfc. Sandoval, Ashley Wells, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly