Countdown to the prez debate (comedy)

Biden takes lead in Fox News poll; Trump and Fox claim Biden will be on drugs at debate: A Closer Look

(Late Night with Seth Meyers) June 20, 2024: Seth Meyers takes a closer look at the Donald and Fox News settling on an interesting presidential debate strategy where they admit Trump will probably LOSE but claim it's because Biden must be on drugs.

Who does Nazi Barbie want me to vote for? As a Swiftie it's important to vote blondly.

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Joe 'n Don pretend to fight, but we (in red) get it.

Who would win a fight between a naked turtle and a hamster wearing a red cap? We're all going to find out.

But there is no way Genocide Joe is being sent in to do battle with Demon 2 with undergoing a degaussing, reset, and reboot (inviting a walk in spirit to enter and do its best to battle whatever or whoever it is that possesses the other guy).

It is a farce of party politics to keep Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. out because he did not jump enough hoops. He's "crazy" enough to believe we were lied to about vaccines? Of course we were. That's not even in dispute. The military was the primary source of misinformation and disinformation. Fauci was kept on because he is so willing to change his tune every few days and deny things he has been caught red-handed doing.

Not only demonically possessed Republicans like Bush and Dick, many politicians do it.

• Triumph the Insult Comid Dog (The Daily Show); Seth Meyers; Jimmy Dore; The MeidasTouch; Pfc. Sandoval, Seth Auberon, Ashley Wells (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly