Kamala vs. Donala, who's prettier?

 

Kamala Harris’ best shoe moments through the years, photos – footwear news (ossin.org)

Fake: False teeth, false speech, wig, diseased skin covered in orange bronzer, adult diapers...

The vanity of narcissism: Bald Trump wearing wig piece blown off by wind. Oops.

HOT: Trump as a woman, sportier hairdo and sunglasses, a little hair dye but less bronzer.

Old chip off two odd blocks: undoctored photos of Trump's parents's bad skin and wild hair

Pres. B.S. Obama sizes up Pres. Trump, roll call vote gets lit, and more DNC Night 2 highlights

Stephen, I kiss better than Camela, have blacker lips, the best lips, there aren't any better lips.

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I'm an Aryan albino

(The Daily Show) Aug. 21, 2024: The Daily Show is in Chicago for the DNC. Jordan Klepper recaps the second night, from an electric roll call featuring Lil Jon to headliners Barack and Mike Obama delivering soaring rhetoric while also hitting below the belt. Plus, Desi Lydic has notes for the delegation from Illinois, and Ronny Chieng reveals the insults Democrats have coming next for Trump. #DailyShow #DNC #Obama

I'm a gay man, a transsexual, and Mrs. Obama

Michael "Michelle" Obama was born a man, and Joan Rivers got disappeared for saying so out loud even though people in Washington and Hollywood knew it. They were just smart enough not to say so, as this would make Pres. B.S. Obama the first homosexual to hold the office, which it would almost certainly not. But just as France had a prime minister married to a man named Michel, so we in the U.S. had it to.

Bernie: "You're ugly, boo!" - DJ: "Why you! I'm gonna kick your old a...off this stage!"

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Kamala Devi as a Black kid

Thank you, CIA, which makes all things possible. After Mike's amazing oratory at the DNC, the New York Times thought it was a good idea to post an article all about what s/he was wearing, a weird outfit to mask Mike's massive shoulders and height, emphasizing his long wig and big teeth, guiding casual viewers away from the obvious and in-your-face fact that one is looking at a man in a man's body pretending to be demure, diminutive, and even girly. Hormone treatments are amazing on the human body, showing how flexible our phenotypical features can become regardless of our genotype. But why would the NYT be sexist and insensitive with so powerful a person? Why promote gender stereotypes. His/her speech was the amazing thing, now what s/he wore when reading it.

• Yes, but what does Kamala Devi look like without makeup?
• Aargh, Trump without makeup, orange coloring and wig? Yikes!
• AOC Ridiculed for adopting bizarre new (Southern? Puerto Rican New Yorker street hoodlum? Bartender jive?) accent

Joan Rivers' most SAVAGE and MESSY reads💀 (Fashion Police)

I'll promise anything to get into the Oval Henhouse, like this clothing. Obey me, Sheep, obey.

(Offensive Tea) Summer 2024: #joanrivers #fashionpolice #stantwitter R.I.P. to this absolute reading LEGEND [who is rumored to be alive and fine after being exiled for spilling the beans on Mike, aka Michelle, Obama who was born a man. Joan and [uber-mannish] Wendy were carrying television in the 2000s. Bring them back. 👑✨ ☆ MERCH: ☆ offensive-teas-store.creator...

• Eds., Wisdom Quarterly COMMENTARY; Jordan Klepper, The Daily Show, 8/21/24; Offensive Tea, July 2024