Emmys, Trump assassination 2nd attempt

Why does CIA keep trying to JFK me? - They hate you like most Americans. - Oh. F'em then.

Boo, you big target! - Quit spooking me, you old SOB! I'm still on edge from my ear piercing.

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Our telescreen is dead, RIP

Imagine caring so little about a politician like Trump or the one-party system that both wings (blue and red) continue to support so that no other option or party ever exists that the only response to another Trump assassination attempt is met with a *yawn.*

OMG, the Emmys are going on right now in Hollywood, celebrating our beloved stars, doling out awards and honors, red carpet gawking, paparazzi, and celebrities galore! Shogun, Reservation Dogs, Bear are big winners? We killed our TV, so who know what's what? Netflix, binging, paid service providers, bundled plans, who needs it?

• Ten Best Moments from tonight's 2024 Emmy Awards

In California, it cooled down and got cloudy as if water droplets were about to form magically in the sky and fall on the cars. The sudden chill forebodes a change of season, heralding the equinox, harvest festivals, Halloween, Samhain, Dia de los Muertos (Day of the Dead) akin to Buddhist Obon, and all things fall.

• Science researchers study life-after-death, and it gets weirder
• Earth to have a new 'mini-moon' for two months
• Best red carpet looks from the 2024 primetime Emmy Awards
• Emmys: Eugene Levy, standing alongside his son, delivered a perfect Emmys joke about the bear being nominated as a comedy
• Hey, Kyle Gass, Trump was the subject of an apparent assassination attempt (Please tell Jack Black for the comeback tour)
• Timeline: Attempted assassination of Trump in Florida
• Trump Assassination Task Force member: 'No way in hell Palm Beach suspect should have been that close'

Another Trump assassination attempt: What just happened?

(TLDR Daily) Sept. 16, 2024: Welcome to the TLDR News Daily Briefing. In today’s episode, we run through yet another assassination attempt on Trump. Also, the first Houthi missile hit central Israel; DRC coup plotters are sentenced to death; and Storm "Boris" sweeps across central Europe. 💬 Twitter: tldrnewsuk.

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