Trump lies about his disaster, Swift for Dems

Cowardly Trump shakes hands with the Devil (VP Harris, who recently beat God's candidate in a debate so disastrous to the MAGA Movement that it has come to be called "Trump's 9/11"), tries to pull her in, fails, uses a second hand to try to show dominance and take her alpha status, but she pulls away and dismisses him -- all while the corpse of G-Joe Biden is propped there completely out to lunch and unaware of his surroundings. And why is JD Vance dressed like a clone of the puppet master, like a Midwest Mini Me? Jimmy Kimmel explains it all in:

Trump lies and whines after disastrous debate, Swift for Kamala, and do pro-lifers know the female body?

(Jimmy Kimmel Live) Sept. 11, 2024: While everyone else is all still buzzing after the Big Debate last night, the only person who seems to think Trump did a good job is Donald Trump, even Fox News thought he lost bigly, Trump keeps walking around making stuff up, pulling nonsensical numbers out of adult diaper, he is terrified to debate VP Kamala Harris again, Taylor Swift announced her endorsement of Kamala and Tim Walz, Elon Musk weighed in on her endorsement in the creepiest way possible, JD Vance can’t stop spreading lies about Haitians eating pets in Ohio, Trump, JD Vance, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris were in lower Manhattan today for a 9/11 memorial ceremony, Trump has had a “concept of a plan” for healthcare for a very long time, and we head deep into the heart of Texas to find out what pro-lifers know about female anatomy. #Kimmel