Post Malone: Penis tattoo goes too far

Post Malone tattooed my face

Forehead is not going far enough.

(Steveo, Summer 2024) I’m not an attention 'hore, more an attention pimp. Just ask Johnny Knoxville. I’ve had this tattoo idea for a long time, before the movie Jackass, and it finally happened (but only after the movie because Johnny chickened out and wouldn’t let me do it on camera for our MTV film). I told Post Malone to tattoo a dick on my forehead, giving penis tattooing a whole new meaning. You thought a Prince Albert was bad. At least that's hidden. It wasn't my first bad tattoo idea:

Mistakes were made: The tattoos I ragret regret the most | Steve-O

Ha ha, he paid me to put it there. What a dumb F

"Getting dumb, regrettable tattoos has been a hobby of mine for decades, and many of them arguably went too far. One, in particular, was such an unbelievable disasterpiece, I'm hereby asking you all for ideas to further transform it into something I can feel really good about. Please check out the video and leave your tattoo-cover-up suggestions in the comment section. Thanks!"- Steve-O, July 2019.

This is no joke! Well, it's kind of funny. Use condoms - Jackass too hot for MTV, so it goes Hollywood

It's not gay if...whatcha say?!

Evidence of explicit genital male representations [d*ck drawings?] have been found in "art" made in Europe approximately 11,000 to 38,000 years ago.

However, the primitive meaning of genital ornamentation is not clearly defined (Phallic Decoration in Paleolithic Art: Genital Scarification, Piercing and Tattoos | Journal of Urology). More: wiki

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I'm getting paper, and Steve-O looks a fool!

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• Steve-O, June 18, 2024; Seth Auberon, CC Liu, Sheldon S. (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly