SpaceX flight FAKED, mouse reveals (video)

Tim Binnall (Coast to Coast); S. Auberon, Pfc. Sandoval, Ashley Wells (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

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A viewer watching this past weekend's "successful" SpaceX launch online spotted what a mouse crawling along the rocket as it allegedly soared at 17,000 MPH into space.

"Experts," who cannot now pull the footage from the internet and reshoot the "launch" in another soundstage, say the anomaly probably wasn't really a hitchhiking rat or mouse with a big tail, scurrying back and forth, as the fans blew on the Mylar metallic curtain and flame burned in the freezing empty vacuum of space near the red-hot thruster rocket.

We're not paid actors in a propaganda reel.

The moment was noticed by a Pennsylvania man, who had the presence of mind to promptly capture the scene and post it to his Twitter account, which should be shut down soon if people don't buy the "expert" opinion saying our eyes are not seeing what they're clearly seeing.

Oops. Sorry, Elon Musk. We didn't mean to.

The footage ha gone viral on social media, quickly amassing over a million views. In the video a curious rat or mouse from Hawthorne or Hollywood can clearly be seen scurrying around the base of the rocket. We hear the poster declare, "I don't care what you say, that is a mouse!" Soundstages, large warehouse type buildings with electrical equipment, are notorious for their rodent infestations.

The impossible presence of the creature outside the craft has given rise to speculations that the entire space flight was an elaborate hoax after the launch of some kind of rocket.

That's not a stage light over a black curtain.

Space enthusiasts are trying to promote a ridiculous cover-up explanation for the embarrassing sight, like those of bubbles in space (because they are filmed in pools in front of green screens to imitate zero gravity), the use of harnesses in the ISS (International Space Station) to pretend that they are flying around in low earth orbit freed of gravity, and other anomalies.

Maybe that rodent is a piece of frozen liquid oxygen that was vented just at the right moment, coming out of the rocket engine through a leak on its glorious journey to the ISS.

SpaceX in Hawthorne, a middle class neighborhood in L.A. with gov't manufacturing contracts

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