Lyin' noses on Ryan's Roses (Seacrest)

DJ Ryan Seacrest via Hillary Kombe, 6/14/22; Crystal Q., Ashley Wells (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

I know how to milk money out of human misery.

(Hillary Kombe) Ryan's Roses: Caroline (Jan. 29th, 2018). Setup: The most gay deejay on LA's airwaves stumbles through a bust, as a cheating man is contacted and grilled as to why he didn't choose to send imaginary free flowers to the woman now on the phone, possibly a spouse or a serious girlfriend. This flimsy premise has made gayish guy-pal Ryan Seacrest's morning drive radio show Number 1 over all the morning zoo competition in LA. Love hurts. And Rye-Rye is here to milk it for all it's worth. It's nice to see a man struggling with the public face of his sexuality achieve commercial success on terrestrial radio after all his other ventures paid off, like with Simon Cowell.

• War of the Roses (radio show skit to catch cheaters)
• The War of the Roses: Ritual Shaming, Morality, and Gender on the Radio (usf.edu)
• Your favorite wacky morning radio show is a Festival of Lies (gawker.com)

(6/13/22) Marie is a sleuth and needs to get to the bottom of this

• Ryan and his all-female crew weekdays on KISS FM

Ryan Seacrest nabs a sponsor in Ford Corporation as Doja Cat and Harry Styles look on.

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