Sunday, February 4, 2024

Taylor ruins Grammys, Barbie Eilish wins (TV)

Grammy L.A. Watch Party, Wisdom Quarterly; Blondie "She's So Dull," Trevor Noah, E! News, Kyle Osullivan, Express, 2/24/24

Every Grammy Awards show needs a Madonna, so either it's old Nazi Barbie or young Billie.


Biden's in town after porn destroys Billie's brain.
Where is self-proclaimed Jew and nutjob Kanye West when you need him? O-Rod was all set with an acceptance speech, but karma struck again!

It's as if the Grammys are just one big popularity contest. Oh, oh yeah. Why did Nazi Barbie snub Celine Dion? Why did she take a fourth "best album" when Beyonce is yet to receive one? Why does she bring a fan, come late with a phalanx of undercover security, and make everything about her? It's like Blondie says, "She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds." But good on her. Congratulations, Tay-Tay! Get back safe from Japan to be at the Big Game. You see what happened to Amelia Earhart, you know, if you rub the CIA the wrong way, never know what could happen: You're way past due 27.


Barbie, even I got nominated! - Shut up, Ken.
It is the Year of Barbie. Nazi Barbie wins best album, Miley Wannabe Barbie wins best song, Barbie Eilish and her Ken doll brother win for their Barbie soundtrack song. Dolls start sticking it to Trump. That's an awful lot of coincidences.

No underwear Miley on no talent Taylor

I could do simulated incest porn with Finn, yeah?
Billie Pirate Eilish scores with a song she and her brother Finneas didn't even write. By their own admission, it came out pure inspiration and desperation due to a time crunch and needing a song. That's the Unseen stepping in, but it's a touching song and they put the work in to be ready to be inspired.

Look at me, everybody! I have no undies!
And Miley Cyrus may be a horrible person (may), but "Flowers" is a great song, an instant classic. When first heard, we assumed it was a cover. That couldn't be her. In some alternate universe, due to the Mandela Effect, we feel sure someone else wrote and performed this a long time ago. But she does those stretch band exercises, and her dad hooks up with a young gay Black man to stay relevant, so that's a good call.

Sikh Law of Attraction practitioner once won (2017) for her spiritual album White Sun II.

Uh, maybe that'll be weird later. With Miley?
And what the heck was the new body double of Joe Biden doing in Los Angeles? Here to pick up big donations from the Grammy crowd no doubt. We're having the worst storm in four decades, told to stay off the streets, random power outages, predictable floods, filthy beaches contaminated with pet poop and motor oil (plus industrial waste, plastic debris, and condensed smog, not to mention overflowing sewage treatment plants that purposely dump untreated refuse when the water level gets too high with even just a little rain. We're a basin, and all the water flushes right out into our bay.

See gay LAist.com (NPR) for full coverage
It's the 66th Grammy Awards this 2024: Who are Grammy Awards 2024 winners? Billie Eilish and Kylie Minogue celebrate huge wins. The 2024 Grammys winners have been announced -- with [Illuminati types] Taylor Swift, Jay-Z, and Miley Cyrus coming out on top. It was hosted by topical humorist Jon Stewart Trevor Noah for the fourth time in a row -- and he was not holding back with the jokes....

Taylor Swift conspiracy!?
Trump hates CIA Asset Taylor, as conspiracies swirl about her influence
on football, the Grammys, and worst of all the coming psyop elections.
All the Grammy Award winners
Kyle Osullivan, Express.co.uk, Sunday, Feb. 4, 2024 | UPDATED: 05:23, Mon, Feb. 5, 2024
Billie Pirate Eilish and brother Finneas O'Connell, big winners tonight, on the red carpet.
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Was the Devil invited this year? He's gets so mad
The 66th Annual Grammy Awards took place tonight -- and we now know the names of all the big winners. The ceremony happened at the Crypto.com Arena in Los Angeles [famous for promoting Bitcoin], celebrating the best music of the past year with the biggest names in the industry in attendance. Trevor Noah hosted the show for the fourth time in a row and was not holding back with the jokes. While Taylor Swift used the opportunity to make a huge announcement about her new album, she won the biggest award of the evening [sucking all the air out of the room and breaking the hearts of stars and fans alike. Olivia Rodrigo had her eye on that prize for Guts]. Billie Eilish and her brother Finneas O'Connell picked up one of the first awards of the night for "What Was I Made For?" featured in the hit movie Barbie. [Were Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig cheering or fuming with envy, ruminating about not being nominated for Oscars for the same movie when Jake "Ken" Gyllenhaal did?] More

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