Justin Bieber raped, may be pregnant

CC Liu, Pat Macpherson, Ashley Wells, Wisdom Quarterly

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First Herman "Koch" Cain, now this. Child music idol Justin Bieber is being accused of having gone "all the way" -- possibly against his will, certainly without his consent. (By law minors are not able to consent to sex, so having sex with them is "statutory rape").

Now someone is pregnant, and baby, baby, baby Bieber is willing to take a paternity test to prove it is not him, uh, his. One thing's sure: former-child star abusing Conrad Murray will not be conducting that test. No comment yet from girlfriend/beard Selena Gomez.

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While these allegations would give little Bieber street credentials with Ludacris and the rap/hip-hop underworld (which engages in a lot of secret homosexual activity it justifies as hazing), it would shock and scandalize soccer moms and church groups everywhere.

Was baby Justin, shown here with Ludicrous in possibly the world's most viewed video, statutorily raped by Mariah Laci Yeater (shown below)?

They have already lost former Mouseketeers Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, and Christina Aguilera and with Lindsay Lohan in and out of jail, anti-sex trafficking advocate Ashton Kutcher cheating on Demi, and Drew Barrymore having gotten away with more than all of them (allegedly).

What is our world coming to? Not since the Partridges or Bradys were dating (each other) or Donny and Marie and the Mamas and the Papas seemed a bit too close have the tabloids had so much to wag about. Oh, Justin, say it ain't so!

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