Superb Owl XLVIII (sports)

Pat Macpherson, CC Liu, Ashley Wells, Wisdom Quarterly; Stephen Colbert (colbertnation.com)

Quarterback Colbert goes at it with the b's

(PE) The Lingerie Football League pit New York against Los Angeles in a euphoric match that was all temptation and very little elation, exultation, or e' uh...why do we watch spectator sports again? Switch over to Animal Planet; there's something very funny on. Or head on out to New Jersey, currently in the grip of another Polar Vortex, to figure out why 40% of the nation now loves football, while America's pastime (boring baseball) languishes into obscurity at 14%. Told you, baseball, you should have had more concussions and war analogues. That's what our all-violence-no-sex empire wants. Former Playboy model and current autism activist now on The View, Jenny McCarthy co-hosts and objectifies the lingerie-clad ladies.

 

Fallback Position - Championship NFL Quarterback Pt. 2 (07:11): Grammy Award-winning Colbert gets the chance to play in a superb "bowl game" after intense training with Isaac Bruce and Gerald McCoy. The Colbert Report, Jan. 29, 2014