Valentine's Day: Charles Manson heartbroken

Pat Macpherson, Ashley Wells, Pfc. Sandoval, Wisdom Quarterly

Bittersweet candy: Cupid stay away. I was dumped. No one likes me. I hate candy.

Hey, Pig, I'm a white supremacist. Treat me like it! Cult leader Manson in L.A. jail (AP)

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Star did what? No way. She played him.

Sure, Neo-Nazi Charlie Manson, now 80, had some famous people killed in Los Angeles and has been rotting away in prison for decades. And yes he gave hippies a bad name, to say nothing of the Beatles' "Helter Skelter."

Where demons and humans are tortured.

But did he deserve to have his heart broken by his former fiance, Star, who is 53 years younger? It turns out that she and her male friend planned to seal this May-December wedding and get Manson to sign an authorization so they could get their hands on Charlie's corpse and get rich by putting it on display.

He didn't sign, and now the marriage is off, and the others guys in the prison are laughing about him behind his back or feeling his wrath.

Sorry, Charlie. I luv u but luv $$ more. lol

Indeed, while everyone else is worshipping Mara Devaputra (the "Killer Son-of-god") in Buddhism, Cupid (son of Venus) to the Romans, Eros to the Greeks, and Kamadeva (god of love, sensual desire) to the Hindus, Manson will be crying into his pillow or causing mayhem like Multiple Migs in "Silence of the Lambs." Nothing hurts worse than heartache and betrayal. And the same must be true for hardened killers and demigods like America's favorite mass murderer. Where's Squeaky Fromme now?

I dated an American monster (FB).

What does Manson's camp have to say about it? Here is the official announcement concerning the truth of Charles Manson's wedding plans: “Charlie and Star were not able to complete their wedding ceremony due to an unexpected interruption in logistics. The marriage license, filed on November 7th 2014, was active for 90 days. They plan on renewing the license, and things will move forward in the coming months. In regards to the sensationalism and triviality expressed by the corporate media, we are reposting this 2013 statement by Charlie:

“'Your perspectives are off-base. This marriage is far less important than Air Trees Water, and Animals. We're running out of water. We're constantly polluting the air that we breathe. We're destroying the very thing our life is dependent upon (all life is one life)....'” Ask a cult leader, get a cult answer from America's favorite racist.

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  Look, mofo, I don't want to talk about it!!

  Charles Manson's fiancée wanted to marry him for his corpse... Manson's engagement to a woman 53 years his junior was part of a wild scheme of hers to profit by putting his body on public display after his... 
• Charles Manson's ex-fiancée wanted him for his [dead] body Manson has reportedly called off his engagement to Afton Elaine "Star" Burton after realizing his 27-year-old bride-to-be wanted to [use him to make money by putting him on] display... 
• VIDEO: Charlie "Catfished" Manson (biased FOX News)

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