Santa reported dead at 226; Obama wants war

Julia Zorthian (time.com, Dec. 4, 2015); Aftenposten; BBC.com, Wisdom Quarterly

Ha ha, who cares? We American consumers can keep shopping and blame it on Kris Kringle!

Mushroom house where shaman Santa brings people their mushrooms (Eric Dubay).

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Norwegian paper runs obituary for Santa
The newspaper said there was an "error"

This year, rise above death: nirvana.

In a move that threatened children’s Christmas hopes across Norway, a major Norwegian newspaper published a death announcement for Father Christmas.

 

The fabricated obituary printed a box in memory of “Dear Father Christmas, born 12 December 1788,” the BBC reports [a week before his 227th birthday]. The death notice also specified that Father Christmas, the same figure as the American Santa Claus -- died in Nordkapp, the furthest point north in Norway. A funeral allegedly was to take place Dec. 28th.

 

Death awaits us. So what to do? (CF)

“An error in Aftenposten’s internal procedures led to a fictional obituary of Santa Claus [being] published in our digital systems,” the newspaper said in a statement.

“Aftenposten has strict guidelines for both the content and use of symbols in our obituaries. This ad is a violation of these and should never have been published.” The newspaper has removed the ad from its website. [Source: BBC]

Obama revives endless WAR on a tactic (terror)

Continues role as eager spokesman for military-industrial complex, banks, and corrupt Republicrats in Washington, D.C., intent on waging imperial world against the world. And as Commander-in-Chief of the U.S. military, he is willing to employ terrorist tactics against Santa, ISIS, Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and any other strawman-opponents the CIA, NSA, NSC can manufacture. He's an expert liar, better even than the infamous Clintons.

Remember that time the Nobel Peace Laureate killed that innocent guy and said it was Osama bin Laden and then dumped the body into the middle of the ocean? Or the time he signed the Indefinite Detention (NDAA) bill? Or the time he said we're staying in Afghanistan indefinitely? How about the weekly signing drone execution orders for anyone the clandestine services and military-industrial complex says needs to be extrajudicially assassinated without a trial and in the midst of innocent civilians collateral damage? Obama, the Peace President, and we all thought Bush was the worst thing to happen to the nation.

You in, Canada? Lots of money to be made.

It's been four days since the tragic San Bernardino shootings, which took the lives of 14 and wounded 21, and Pres. Obama is declaring war on ISIS, Islamic extremists, or anybody else that will justify war spending exceeding that of any other nation on the planet and a scheme for corporation to make money from] the nation's growing concern about terrorism during tonight's (Dec. 6) address to the nation. This marks his third Oval Office address since he started his presidency. More

When are you gonna make me president already? I'm not like this guy. I'll start a war against all Muslims right now -- and I'll make them pay for it! I'm going to make us all winners just like in the good ol' days when we all had slaves. Right? Shut up; sit down, losers.