Sanders wins! An hour of Trump comedy (video)

Seth Auberon, CC Liu, Wisdom Quarterly; To Night (video); ThinkProgress.org

"Hillary for PRISON 2016" We would rather see narcissist madman Trump in office.

Gracious in winnning: "When we stand together, we win!" (BernieSanders.com)

Sanders who is from the Northeast won the Northeast vote (berniesanders.com)

"A future to believe in" instead of more of the same from mainstream Klingon (AP).

• Bernie Sanders wants US to be more equitable like Sweden: Could it work?

Look, you stupid primary voters of new Ham Shire, I don't care... - But, Rump, you won. - Oh. It's like I was saying about new Ham Shire, lovely state. I might buy a farm there (AP).

At least I beat Cruz and that @$$hole Jeb.

Young people, independents, women, rural voters, and gun owners came out in droves to vote for Sen. Bernie Sanders (Independent-Vermont) in the New Hampshire presidential primary on today, driving the self-proclaimed Democratic socialist to a wide-margin victory over his opponent [the hated mainstream hypocrite and mendacious candidate] Hillary Clinton. In fact, almost every demographic group -- men, women, first-time voters, past voters, non-gun owners, middle-income people, low-income people -- gave a majority of their support to Sanders, according to the New York Times. According to the Times, Sanders only lost to Clinton among voters 65 and older and voters in families earning over $200,000 per year. More

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Vote your fears or your ideals, Democrats. Hillary is for war, the death penalty, and most other things Republicans like. Klingon Clinton is the mainstream candidate, incorrigible liar, and war hawk. We need change we did not get from Obama (JenSorensen.com).

Trump winces. "How to be a Republican Feminist" (JenSorensen.com)