Prince Harry engaged to black LA gal (photos)

Ashley Wells, Seth Auberon, Pat Macpherson, Crystal Quintero (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Say what? Well, to be fair, she's only as black as Barry S. Obama. Crazy Prince Harry, 33, handsome ginger son of assassinated world-renowned Princess Diana, is marrying a black woman -- a divorced black woman, a bi-racial black/white actress, a Los Angeleno, 36, named Meghan Markle (no relation to Harry Potter, she plays Rachel Zane on Suits), who is nearly as winsome as sister-in-law Kate Middleton. Hooray!
 

Albinos dream of tan children.

Harry's the wild one of the royals, the only member likely to save that reptilian (naga) royal family, being himself a hybrid human with his humanity coming from Princess Di.

If you've been reading the tabloids like we have, you'd know that this engagement was coming. By now his brother's wife, hot Kate Duchess of something or other, has a bunch of fake kids assigned to her (surrogate and/or hybrid pregnancies ensure the future of the royal British/UK line). Ask David Icke about the royals. The AP is all over the fantasy details along with the rest of the world's mainstream media.

Oh, baby, I've got you on my mind. - Quit it, dummy. Help me run my Suits' lines.

Beg your pardon, Reptilian Highness, may I marry a commoner? - Sure. - A black one?

Meg promises to keep straightening her hair IF Harry lets his frizz out. Deal!

Meg may look too much like Kate, enough to make Pippa ban their wedding as she's done.