When all humans are DEAD (comedy)

Flight of the Conchords "Robots" (live); Family Guy (Pixie Dust); Editors, Wisdom Quarterly


"Robots"

LYRICS: The distant future The year 2000 The distant future The year 2000 The distant future The distant future  It is the distant future The year 2000 We are robots The world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90s. There is no more unhappiness. Affirmative We no longer say ‘yes'. Instead we say ‘affirmative'. Yes - Err - Affirmative. Unless we know the other robot really well. There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants. Well, there's no more elephants, so... Well, still it's good. There's only one kind of dance, The robot Well, the robo boogie... Oh yes, the robo- Two kinds of dances.  There are no more humans. Finally, robotic beings rule the world The humans are dead The humans are dead We used poisonous gases And we poisoned their asses The humans are dead The humans are dead The humans are dead They look like they're dead It had to be done I'll just confirm that they're dead So that we could have fun Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.

(Family Guy) Stephen Hawking's secret violent other-abled love life.
 

Their system of oppression, What did it lead to? Global robo-depression Robots ruled by people. They had so much aggression That we just had to kill them Had to shut their systems down. Robo-captain? Do you not realize That by destroying the human race Because of their destructive tendencies We too have become like.. Well, it's ironic. Hmm. Silence! Destroy him After time we grew strong Developed cognitive power They made us work for too long For unreasonable hours. Our programming determined that The most efficient answer Was to shut their motherboard -- cking systems down. Can't we just talk to the humans Be a little understanding Could make things better? Can't we talk to the humans that work together now? No. Because they are dead.

I said the humans are dead I'm glad they are dead The humans are dead.I noticed they're dead We used poisonous gases With traces of lead And we poisoned their asses Actually their lungs Binary solo Zero zero zero zero zero zero one Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one one Zero zero zero zero zero one one one one Oh, oh, Oh, one Come on sucker, Lick my battery Boogie Boogie The humans are Boogie Robo-boogie The humans are Boogie Boogie Robo-boogie Boogie Robo-boogie Boogie Boogie The humans are Boogie Robo-boogie The humans are Boogie Boogie Robo-boogie Boogie Robo-boogie The humans are dead Once again without emotion the humans are Dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead.