Why the US will have an Indian president

Ashley Wells, Seth Auberon, Pfc. Sandoval, Wisdom Quarterly

Dick Nixon poseur Vivek Ramaswamy outshines consersative rival Nikki Haley at first debate

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US loves swamis like Vivek'

It's curious. One never thinks about it. But an Indian runs England (arch conservative good old boy Rishi Sunak, 43). An Indian runs Ireland (gay Pres. Leo Varadkar). An Indian runs India (uber-conservative, anti-Muslim, nationalist and Trump-wannabe Narendra Modi). An Indian ran South Carolina (former governor, US Ambassador to the UN, and rabid Republican conservative Nikki Haley (née Ms. Nimarata "Nikki" Randhawa). And then there's the young upstart Indian Republican Hirsh Vardhan Singh (conservative businessman).

‘America First 2.0’: Vivek pitches to be Republicans’ next Trump | 2024 election | Guardian

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Why's everyone attacking V. Ramaswamy?

But who are any of these Indian innovators and what are they doing? They're gunning for business entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy's next job in the White House.

If anyone is making a splash in Trump's yellowish (orange) pool, it's Whippersnapper Ramaswamy-jii. He's the sharpest, most rappingest Indian in the U.S. race.

As president, I'll represent the corporations.

And given the financial success of many Indians in America, they're becoming the model minority. The world knows something: India is now the largest country in the world, by population, so Indians are the future. China is falling away, due in large part to its old one child policy which left a gender imbalance and a non-replacement population. Demographics don't lie. Think business. It won't be China so much as India. The EU knows it, so the US finds itself waking up.

Democrat? Dotard Biden can't cut it. Who's Joey's heir apparent? Indian Kamala Harris (Harishchandra Gopalan?), current VP with her designs on the Oval Office. With Trump on his way to jail for corruption, bad business practices, and court, where he'll be bogged down for years, it looks like it's bye-bye for the Boogeyman, the Mara at the Lago mansion.

We're voting for Andrew D. Basiago, so who needs an old white man in the highest office? Biden is the oldest. Trump is the second oldest. And one could hardly get any whiter, having been bitterly let down by Black sellout Prof. Cornel West and this year's Green Party.

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This will make sense when they all start reading Hindi the way we all read English.