Thursday, June 19, 2014

4,000-year-old PORN found in Bible (video)

Ashley Wells, Pat Macpherson, Seven, Wisdom Quarterly; Jamstamanify; History Channel
Sisterly centerfold and the Mormon pool boys of The New Electric Sound (Lime Ricki)
Eve as temptress, seductress little better than the succubus and demoness Lilith as represented by sexy British actor Elizabeth Hurley in the remake of "Bedazzled" (salon.com)
WARNING: Cussing! Reference to sex and deviant acts from Hebrew and Christian biblical sources including bestiality recounted by giggling dummies reading from the Bible Reloaded!

Due to the popularity of the Wisdom Quarterly ancient Egyptian post, 3,000-year-old PORN discovered, we continue our archeological investigations -- this time to the perverted (pandaka) world of Biblical sex. As if Israeli Patriarch Lot, a hero of the Christian Bible (Genesis and Isaiah), offering his two daughters up to be raped by the bisexual rapists of Sodom weren't enough, or his having incestuous sex with them later (religioustolerance.org), the perversions actually came much earlier. Buddhist texts make reference to sex, but Buddhism is not nearly so uptight about it nor does it use it as the basis of blaming an entire group.
Lilith (Jewish Midrash) is nothing but trouble!
During the time of the Garden of Eden, before Eve and everything she has been blamed for, there was Lilith and another woman Naamah. Lilith's great crime was that she was a feminist who did not want to constantly make love missionary style, which she felt made her feel submissive. But the god YHWH and the man ADAM think she should be. So they coerce her, she refuses, and they convert her in his-story into a demon who makes love to demon, a baby killer, and a wet dream maker molesting poor young boys in their sleep. It's not your fault, men; it's women who tempt and seduce you; you should totally make them wear face veils and body-length coverings like your non-Judeo-Christian brethren.

(History Channel/Morningstar Entertainment) Who would ever have thought that such a simplistic creation myth could be connected to so much in our culture: sex, sexism, sin, Sumer (Sumerian history and the Epic of Gilgamesh), Jewish Chris Columbus, obsession with youth (thanks, Ponce), the real sources of "God," the "Gods," and other Bible stories?

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