Colbert skyrockets to Letterman's "Late Show"!

Editors, Wisdom Quarterly; Stephen Colbert (colbertnation.com); David Letterman

Eat it! Tonight Show's Jimmy Fallon (scpr.org)

[Thank you, Suey Park, for tipping the scales. They're cancelling Colbert! ;-) But...]

CBS's announcement this morning (Thursday, April 10, 2014) that Stephen Colbert is taking over from David Letterman as the host of "The Late Show" in 2015 trumps all rivals -- including Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy O'Brien, and all the Jameses, like the head of the now shuttered and very controversial CCDD Foundation.
  

Fallon is funny but not funny enough (DM)

But now it seems the likelihood the show will move to Los Angeles is dim, despite lobbying from L.A. Mayor Eric Garcetti. Reasons likely include everything from trying to retain "The Colbert Report" staff on his new show, family, and more.
  

But here's Southern California Public Radio's Top 10 reasons "The Late Show" is probably staying in New York:

1. He doesn't want "Saturday Night Live" to make fun of him the next time they do "The Californians"
2. He can't remember which Kardashian is which
3. He's already got a great deal living in Jon Stewart's pool house
4. The L.A. sun is a problem for his delicately pale skin... More

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C, don't kill my vibe! Fallon, Anne Hathaway can keep rapping