White female being tried as adult Black male

Classic ONN, Onion News Network; Chris Schaff, The Onion, 6/13/21; Aba N Preach, 9/30/17; Seth Auberon, Ashley Wells (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Is young, white, photogenic Hannah Stevenson getting justice from U.S. court system?

Judge rules white girl will be tried as Black man

Meanwhile, outside courtroom, cops mete it out.

(The Classic Onion) Happy Black History Month (extended by one leap day this year) to keep the stars aligned and seasons in check.

The original Onion News Network (ONN) clip did not include the tragic ending shown below, which was probably better.

Black celebrity Hannah

BREAKING NEWS: Hannah Stevenson, a 16-year-old girl from Detroit, is accused of stabbing a classmate to death with a screwdriver last month.

Hannah received the harshest possible sentence from the presiding white judge: She will be tried as a Black adult.

Due to the extremely violent nature of the crime, the judge found it fitting to try the defendant as an African American.

We murdered Tyre Nichols for our white bosses

Moreover, henceforth she shall be referred to by the jury by the name of "Andel Brown." Once the trial begins next week, all courtroom images of white Hannah will depict her as a 300-pound muscular Black man, and jury members will be instructed to imagine her as such in the courtroom.

• VIDEO: Black Mr. L. Boyd reacts to the news

Black men react

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White girl to be sentenced as Black man (extended edition)