Tuesday, March 8, 2022

Wargasm: military weapon porn (video)

DKs; USMN; Pfc. Sandoval, Seth Auberon, Ashley Wells, Sheldon S. (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

It's time to fantasize about killing some Ruskies -- or any other deplorably poor and downcast nation with some resources the great USA can extract. USA, USA, USA!

Just look at our shiny, throbbing weapons. Look at that massive girth! Lead the way, CIA! We're foot soldiers for the propagandists.

"Kinky Sex Makes the World Go 'Round" (DKs).
Punk rocker Jello Biafra (DKs)
Jello Biafra (Alternative Tentacles Records), the genius behind the Dead Kennedys, tells it like it really is along with the San Francisco punk rock act the DKs:

LYRICS:  "Prime Minister's Office. Prime Minister speaking."

Greetings. This is the Secretary of War at the State Department of the United States. We have a problem. The companies want something done about this sluggish world economic situation.

Profits have been running more than a little thin lately, and we, we need to stimulate some growth. Now we know that there's an alarmingly high number of young people roaming around in your country with nothing to do but stir up trouble for the police and damage private property. Doesn't look like they'll ever get a job. It's about time we did something constructive with these people. We've got thousands of 'em here, too. They're crawling all over.

I'm just a sexy punk pin-up doll in times of war.
The companies think it's time we all sit down, have a serious get-together, and start another war. The president? Oh, he loves the idea. All those missiles streaming overhead to and fro, Napalm, people running down the road with their skin on fire. The Soviets seem up for it. The Kremlin's been itching for the real thing for years.... Hell, Afghanistan's no fun anymore. So whadya say? We don't even have to win this war. We just want to cut down on some of this excess population.

Now look. Just start up a draft; draft as many of those people as you can. We'll call up every last youngster we can get our hands on, give 'em an hour or two to learn how to use an automatic rifle, and send 'em on their way... We'll just cook up a good Soviet threat story...
We have to agree with these smart-aleck punks.
The Russians had their fingers on the button just like we did for that one. Just think for a minute. We can make this war so big, so big, the more people we kill in this war, the more the economy will prosper. We can get rid of practically everybody on your dole queues [welfare lines] if we plan this right. Take every loafer on welfare right off our computer rolls.

This is a peaceful protest...except for the cops.
Now don't worry about those demonstrators. Just pump up your drug supply. So many people have hooked themselves on heroin and amphetamines since we took over, it's just like Vietnam. We had everybody so busy with LSD, they never got too strong. Get the war functioning just fine. It's easy. We've got our college kids so interested in beer, they won't even care if we start manufacturing germ bombs again... So how 'bout it? I mean, look: WAR IS MONEY. The arms manufacturers tell me unless we get our bomb factories up to full production, the whole economy is going to collapse. The Soviets are in the same boat... More

Power: U.S. Javelin anti-tank missile incinerates the human targets sitting inside

Come torture and be tortured. Pro patria mori
(US Military News) The US-made FGM-148 Javelin is one of the premier portable anti-tank missile systems in the capitalist world, made by middle class engineers near you. It’s also an expensive piece of kit, with each missile typically costing more than the targets it eliminates. But what else are taxes good for? Here's how powerful this malfunctioning piece of American hardware is.

ALBUM: Wargasm (1982, vinyl) - Discogs


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