Mt. Rushmore's secret penis statues

We're ready for the phallic installations. We'll just look down here for them (flickr.com).

White faces, okay, but what is that Buddhist-style rock cut cave back there? (vrogue.co)

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Did Skull 'n Bones meet in this rock cut chamber?

Today is the anniversary of the insulting creation of Mt. Rushmore in 1927. What do the Lakota feel?

This Anglo landmark took 14 years to complete and was meant to commemorate the nation "until the end of time."' Fox News remembers: This day in history, Oct. 4, 1927, Mount Rushmore defaces sacred Native American land in South Dakota.

What is Mt. Rushmore? In plain state South Dakota, there are only 1.5 attractions, one being the four faces of some white president of Conquerors who helped lead a slow genocide against the Indigenous populations. Tom Margie on Flickr has a butt shot.

Massive columns are phalluses, some say, with one very obvious one behind and a cabin on top.

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Was ancient man aware of his penis?

The monument to men their wangs or white domination remains unfinished, having been intended to show full frontal bodies. But one or more penises and a Buddhist temple-like cave carved right into solid rock were included. Why?

It looks like Freemason-style "secret society rituals" for Washington DC elites (Yale Skull 'n Bones, Moose Meetinghouse, Elks Lodge, Illuminati chamber?), who would be the only ones to know it was back there.

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Mt. Rushmore's secret stone penises (linga)?

Mt. Rushmore is stolen sacred Lakota land in South Dakota (theguardian.com)

Mt. Rushmore’s enormous underground quadruple PENIS (D. Willys/Slackjaw/Medium)

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A proper Hindu Shiva lingam

Q: How far underground are the sculptured phalluses, and how does one get to them?

A: The four phalluses [penises, stone Shiv-ling, Thai-Buddhist lingam] are located 200 feet below ground. To get to them, take an elevator journey entitled “The Descent to Glory.” Going down into the rich silence of the “Chiefs’ Chamber” often casts a reverential hush over guests. In the hush, many claim to hear the throbbing heartbeat of our nation [or their own sexually excited ears pounding].

Q: Why did the artist choose to work with rock hard granite?

A. Granite, a type of igneous rock, is extremely slow to erode [slow to lose its erect status], making it an excellent medium for representing the endurance and vitality of, ugh, the, ummm, nation.

So says Daniel Williams at Medium.com. Our resident historian and old timer doubts it. "That can't be true!" he insists. Williams is confabulating. We believe him. (Did this woman Eve see it?) If only there were pictures instead of rumors. No one had a flash? No cameras allowed? No low lux secret phones could be snuck in?

• FAQs: About Mount Rushmore’s enormous underground quadruple penis (by Daniel Williams | Slackjaw | Medium)
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The American Indian experience

The Natives and ancient city builders in what is now the USA had giant pyramid mounds

Blackfoot, Glacier Nat'l Park, 1913

Battle for Mt. Rushmore: ‘It should be turned into something like the Holocaust Museum’

The national memorial draws millions of visitors a year – and Native Americans want their sacred site back.

Mt. Rushmore national memorial draws nearly 3 million visitors a year to Lakota land in remote South Dakota. They travel from all corners of the globe just to lay their eyes on what the National Park Service calls America’s “shrine of democracy.”

American Indian Phil Two Eagle is not opposed to the fact that the giant sculpture of American presidents is a major tourist attraction, but he thinks the park should have a different focus: oppression. More: The Guardian

• Annette McGivney (sej.org via The Guardian, UK, July 3, 2021); edited by Xochitl, Ashley Wells, Wisdom Quarterly
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Fortunately, US men have never been obsessed

What must the (free-) masons been thinking? The secret history of secret societies in America -- not just the world-famous megaliths of Mexico, Guatemala, Peru, and tombs in the Americas -- but the ritual architecture of the proto-USA is amazing.

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The pyramid mounds of Cahokia, Missouri, near the Mississippi (the second longest river in the country), where many Midwest giants are buried, kurgans (monolithic structures on energetic spots that should have been impossible to erect by Stone Age Native peoples), American Stonehenge in the Northeast, the Stonehenge underwater in a lake, the massive walls that experts try to explain away as the work of newcomers when they are long and pointless as any kind of demarcation of plots, homesteads, or property lines, the massive stone block walls that are aligned as only masons (and not Mother Nature) would bother to do... 

There are many mysteries in the country we call our own, only 75% of which has ever been surveyed by foot. (A quarter of the country has never been visited by foot to be mapped or officially surveyed, only scanned from the air, such that anyone can be in there doing anything. Sasquatches raising families? Why not).

Remember to visit the Mt. Rushmore gift shop.

The government is well aware of the giant human skeletons it continues to collect and hide at the Smithsonian institution (a collective of more than a dozen entities, not a single museum with a massive underground warehouse) and the Forest Service is well aware of the cryptids that share the U.S. with humans even if it is only three-quarters surveyed by foot.

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• Daniel Williams (medium.com); Annette McGivney (sej.org via The Guardian, 7/3/21); Pfc. Sandoval, Xochitl, Ashley Wells, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly