Help wanted: ICE needs thugs (whites only)

(Mother Jones) Why border patrol recruits at rodeos

(CBS News) Videos show ICE use of force violations against peaceful protesters, former agent says

• APPLY: ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement)
• Graduates of L.A.H. may be suitable after debriefing

Tattoos decoded: Sec'y of Defense (Daily Mail)

Love MAGA? Love your country? Love to obey orders without question and put perps in their place? You just might be what ICE is looking for. Tattooed patriots with Hegseth insignia, white Christian nationalist symbols, spiderweb on elbows, KKK, Aryan Brotherhood, and Neo-Nazi affiliations welcome to apply. Want to euthanize puppies like Sec'y of Homeland Security Kristi Noem does and willing to execute disobedient curs? Drinking problem? No problem! Domestic violence accusations? Bi*ch was probably asking for it. Bonuses and incentives available thanks to extra Trump administration funding.

White males preferred. Others possibly considered if white quota is not met. Violent criminal records? Let's talk. Snitching, finking, willingness to betray trust of fellows may remove obstacles to federal employment.

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• I. Rony, Pfc. Sandoval, Ashley Wells, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly