Let's talk about better toilet paper

I am not my mom Demi Moore.

Rumer Willis doesn't mind if you see her breastfeeding her baby, Lou. And her sister Scout doesn't mind if you see her breasts/nipples even when she's not. Rumer's trying to get our attention about the dangers of common TOXIC toilet paper. [Switch to a bidet ASAP.]

Until switching there's a softer, stronger, smarter choice. PlantPaper is one company's response to an industry and a [poor] hygienic practice in dire need of an update. [That's where the bidet saves the day, using pure water.]

• Free The Nipple: Scout Willis goes topless
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• Scout LaRue Willis on [Rated] X: "What @instagram won't let you see #FreeTheNipple http://t.co/lASApy0W0S" / X
• (Who is Scout LaRue Willis (@Scout_Willis) / X?)

A clean butt is a healthy butt, but don't stare.

When this company first began developing PlantPaper in 2016, it knew it wouldn’t be enough just to make a cleaner toilet paper; it had to be a better toilet paper—a toilet paper the creators of the company themselves would want to use—a trade-up, not a trade-off, a toilet paper without compromise.

• [What to make it with since you don't seem to be getting off yer arse 'n gettin the message that a bidet is the way to go? Mmm, why not use material better than toxic wood pulp?]

Hey, what if we were to use bamboo?

Ah, I feel so much cleaner now.

The more bamboo is harvested, the faster it grows. A bamboo grove may be able to produce as much as 10 times more usable fiber for paper than a tree forest of equivalent size.

Bamboo stores up to 40% of its carbon underground, carbon that remains intact even when it’s harvested. [There's a better choice.] plantpaper.us

• Ananda (Dharma Buddhist Meditation), Ashley Wells (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly