South Park: Jeff Bezos' Amazon.com

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(SouthScope) South Park's shocking new episode just destroyed multi-billionaire and corporate egomaniac Jeff Bezos, Mr. Amazon, whose beautiful marriage to L.A. Latina Lauren Sanchez shocked the world and upset the economy of Florence, Italy.

Jeffrey Preston Bezos (né Jorgensen, born Jan. 12, 1964) is an American businessman best known as the founder, executive chairman, and former president and CEO of Amazon.com, the world's largest e-commerce and cloud computing company.

According to Forbes, as of May 2025, Bezos's estimated net worth exceeded $220 billion, making him the third richest person in the world [3]. He was the wealthiest person from 2017 to 2021, according to Forbes and the Bloomberg Billionaires Index [4][5]. More