Showing posts with label buddhism and consumerism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label buddhism and consumerism. Show all posts

Monday, August 24, 2026

K-pop dance practice: 'Iconic by Mistake'


Seokguram Gautama Buddha
KOREAN BUDDHISM
began in the 4th century CE during the Three Kingdoms Period. Centuries after Buddhism originated in India, the Mahayana (Hinduism as Buddhism's "Great Vehicle") tradition arrived in China through the Silk Road in the 1st century CE, then entered the Korean peninsula in the 4th century, from where it was transmitted to Japan.

In Korea, it was adopted as the state religion of three constituent polities of the Three Kingdoms Period, first by the Goguryeo (Goryeo) in 372 CE, by the Silla (Gaya) in 528 CE, and by the Baekje in 552 C [1].

Korean Buddhism is distinguished from other forms of Buddhism by its attempt to resolve what its early practitioners saw as inconsistencies within the Mahayana Buddhist traditions that they received from foreign countries. More

Blame aging culture or youth music?
Cultural hegemony: Is white Western culture ruining the lives of South Koreans in the East?
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OMG, we're not gay! We're K-pop boy idols.
K-pop (Korean 케이팝, RR Keipap, an abbreviation of "Korean popular music" [1]) is a form of popular music originating in South Korea [2]. The music genre that the term is used to refer to colloquially emerged in the 1990s as a form of youth subculture, with Korean musicians influenced by Western dance music, rap, hip-hop, R&B, and rock [3, 4, 5]. Today, K-pop commonly refers to the musical output of teen idol acts, chiefly all-girl groups and androgynous boy-bands, who emphasize visual appeal and performance [6] over substance and individual expression.

It's OK to be angry, but keep the hits coming.
They represent a corporate approach to profit making and an illusory bigger-than-life persona and emphasis on PR (public relations). As a music genre, K-pop is characterized by its melodic quality and cultural hybridity [7, 8, 9]. K-pop can trace its origins to "rap dance," a fusion of hip-hop, techno, and rock popularized by the group Seo Taiji and Boys, whose experimentation helped to modernize South Korea's contemporary music scene in the early 1990s [10, 11, 12]. Their popularity with teenagers led the music industry to start to focus on this demographic. More


Meanwhile, in neighboring Russia

Saturday, October 15, 2022

Bhikkhu Bodhi: Religion or Science?

Bhikkhu Bodhi, Two Paths to Knowledge (Buddhist Publication Society); Ed., Wisdom Quarterly
American (New York, California) Theravada scholar-monk Bhikkhu Bodhi (aka Jeffrey Block)
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Religion: OBEY, you meaningless speck of dust!
Many of the formidable social and cultural problems we face today are rooted in the sharp divide that has split Western civilization between science and religion.

Science claims invincible knowledge based on the empirical investigation of the natural world. Religion can do little more than call for faith in supernatural creeds and obedience to codes of ethics that require restraint, self-discipline, and self-sacrifice.

Since religion, as traditionally understood, often rests on little more than promises and pompous threats, its appeals to our allegiance seldom win. The ethical ideals it advocates stand hardly a fighting chance against what TV, radio, and billboards are telling us: Enjoy life to the hilt while you can!

As a result, a vast portion of humankind has become alienated from religion as a meaningful guide to life. We are left with no alternative but to plunge headlong into the secular "religion" of consumerism and hedonism. It's time to shop, and time to [get down and get funky].

Too often, those in the religious camp, sensing the threat secularism poses, feel driven toward an aggressive fundamentalism. This is a desperate bid to salvage traditional values and loyalties.

The quest to establish a sound basis for conduct in today's world has been made difficult because one consequence of the dominance of the scientific view of the world has been the banishment of values.

You're actually a small speck of dust, friend.
Many scientists, in their personal lives, are staunch advocates of such ideals as world peace, political justice, and economic equality. But the worldview modern science promotes grants values no objective grounding in the grand scheme of things.

From this perspective, their basis is purely subjective. They bring the qualities the notion of subjectivity suggests: being personal, private, relative, even arbitrary.

The overall effect of this divide, despite the best intentions of many responsible scientists, has been to give a green light to lifestyles founded on the quest for personal gratification.

It also supports a power drive aimed at the exploitation of others.

In contrast to the classical Western antithesis of religion and science, Buddhism shares with science a common commitment to uncover the truth about the world. More

Tuesday, August 20, 2019

Going Beyond Theory (Ajahn Chah)

Ajahn Chah (ajahnchah.org) via Ven. Sujato, Ellie Askew, Dhr. Seven (ed.), Wisdom Quarterly
"It's not on sale!" We're not plastic dolls with plastic cards. Bye-bye, money.
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Beyond Theory
"We love to shop!" - Consumer Dollies
From what I’ve heard there are a number of Buddhist scholar-monks who search and research in accordance with the texts.

There’s no reason why we shouldn’t experiment. When it’s time to open our books and study, we learn in that style.

But when it’s time to take up arms and engage in [spiritual] combat, we have to fight in a style that may not correspond with theory.

If a warrior enters battle and fights according to what’s been read, one will be no match for the opponent.

When the warrior is sincere and the fight is real, one has to battle in a style that goes beyond theory. That’s how it is.

The Buddha’s words in the texts are only guidelines and examples to follow, and studying can sometimes lead to carelessness.

Beyond good and evil
If we're not extremely careful, unrestrained harm will bite us like a baby gator (AP).
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The Buddha taught us to refrain from all that is bad, to do all that is good, and to purify the heart/mind.

Our practice, then, is to get rid of what is worthless and preserve and increase what is valuable.

Do we still have anything unskillful in our heart? Of course! So why not clean house? But true practice is not merely getting rid of what is bad and cultivating the good. This is only part of it.

In the end we must go beyond both good and bad. Finally, there is a freedom that includes all and a dispassion/desirelessness from which loving-kindness and wisdom naturally flow.

Beyond teaching
WTF?! I said it's not on sale!
Ajahn Fuang: "If I have to explain everything, you'll get used to having things handed to you on a platter.

"And then what will you do when problems come up in your meditation and you don't have any experience in figuring things out on your own?”

Today is the first day of school (in the massive Los Angeles School District system), so summer's over. And it couldn't come too soon. School-age kids will be the death of me! Where's all the serenity I gained in Thailand, where the forest tradition monastics touch nirvana?

Friday, November 3, 2017

"Buddhism and Animals"/Big Chicken (video)

Joel Kincaid, 2017; (Fresh Air); CC Liu, Ashley Wells (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

 
How can I help animals?
The first precept is to abstain from killing -- from taking the life of any living beings or causing anyone else to do so. The motive is ahimsa, harmlessness or nonharming. The other four major precepts, Ten Precepts, or hundreds of monastic precepts teach us to abstain from harming in other ways. Some people kill people, and nearly everyone in the world today is co-opted into killing animals. Some avoid eating red meat, which is a good abstention and good for their health and the health of our planet, but then eat fish or birds (mainly chickens) or eggs...

But what about chickens?
"Cage-free" is a sham in practice but sounds so good people buy it (Charlie Neibergall/AP).
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'Big Chicken': The Medical Mystery That Traced Back To Slaughterhouse WorkersThe chicken for sale at the local grocery store isn't like the chicken our grandparents used to eat. 

They're [chemically altered and] bigger and more "breasty," says public health journalist Maryn McKenna — and that's by  [genetically modified and industrial] design.
 
"In the United States, [flesh eaters] much prefer to eat white meat, and so [industrial scale killers] have bred chickens and genetically redesigned chickens in order for them to have a lot of breast meat," McKenna says.

Terry Gross square 2017
I'm Gross, not chicken
She attributes the change in poultry to factors like precision breeding, hormones, and nutrition but adds, "Antibiotics started this process."
 
Many large poultry farms [force] feed antibiotics to their chickens in an effort to prevent disease. But McKenna says that humans who eat those chickens are at risk of developing not only antibiotic-resistant gastrointestinal infections but urinary tract infections as well.

She chronicles the use of antibiotics in the poultry industry in her new book, Big Chicken. More + AUDIO

Friday, November 29, 2013

Black Friday madness (video)

Crazed American shoppers pushed to a frenzy of greed by US propaganda (CBC.ca)
Violent and chaotic scenes at a Walmart store after reduced price flat-screen televisions (with enhanced monitoring devices built in to facilitate homeland spying even when off and unplugged by the NSA and other agencies) go on sale (DailyMail.co.uk).
 
The sky gods must not want us to shop in Los Angeles because it's raining. Ominous clouds, egged on by lots of chemtrails (aerosol sky-seeding with toxic heavy metal particulates), were hanging around all week. It's supposed to be Buy Nothing Friday or Shop Small Business Saturday. But as Grey Thursday turned into Black Friday greed overwhelmed us -- craving for senseless bargains and "door busters," which means a few come leader items that will have run out by the time we arrive. If anyone is planning on getting them, bring gloves, regulation boxing gloves or jousting rods and protective vests, because "bargain shopping" means WAR. Think not? According to the British Daily Mail:
  • The rush for Black Friday bargains has resulted in outbreaks of violence as shoppers clash over reduced prices.
  • Police in Virginia are reporting a stabbing incident after two men got into a fight in the parking lot over a space.
  • In Las Vegas, an alleged thief shot a shopper in the leg and stole his TV.
  • Cops in Chicago shoot a man as he scuffles trying to escape another cop.
  • Shoppers cutting in line sparked a Black Friday Brawl at another Walmart.
  • Several clips have already appeared on YouTube of the carnage at various Walmarts, [the biggest and most notorious shopping outlet and employee abuser].
  • Some retailers opened their doors as early as 6:00 am on Thanksgiving Day...
The Black Friday Myth
Outta my way, I'm shopping! (The Simpsons)
We c­an always expect to deal with jam-packed stores, long lines, and frenzied shoppers in search of "Black Friday" deals. And as far as the number of bodies that walk in and out of stores, Black Friday hauls them in. That heavy Black Friday foot traffic translates to high dollar profits, accounting for 4.5 to 5 percent of all holiday sales [source: Credeur and Riddell]. In 2007, retail sales on Black Friday and Saturday netted $16.4 billion [ShopperTrak]. That's an undeniably large number. But it isn't the largest of the season. In fact, Black Friday isn't the busiest shopping day of the year normally, despite what popular opinion holds [National Retail Federation]. Instead, the holiday shopping procrastinators win out: The highest sales day of the year usually strikes the Saturday before Christmas [International Council of Shopping Centers]. How is that possible if shoppers line up in front of stores at the crack of dawn on Black Friday? More

Cyber Monday?
I could care less, mom! (HSW)
The latest buzzword for holiday shopping is "Cyber" Monday. In 2005, online retailers created this reference for the Monday after Thanksgiving. The Web merchants figured that this day would see a substantial sales bump since a majority of online shoppers make their purchases at work. Following an intense marketing effort to get Cyber Monday into the mainstream lexicon (and thereby drive customers online), sales figures revealed that the day generally doesn't rank in the Top 10 busiest online shopping days. [Oops! That's propaganda for ya.]

Friday, November 25, 2011

Craving, Craving, Craving

Wisdom Quarterly (Wikipedia entry edit of tanha)
photo Golden Buddha (Nikonaniac/Flickr.com)

Taṇhā (Pāli, Sanskrit tṛṣṇā) literally means "thirst." It is a synonym for powerful sensual desire or "craving" juxtaposed with upekkha (peace of mind, equanimity).

The most basic or literal meaning of thirst is not what craving refers to. In Buddhism craving has a technical meaning that is much broader. In the ancient Pali language Canon, sutras explicitly refer to three types of craving:

  • craving for "sensual pleasures"
  • craving for "becoming" or "eternal existence"
  • craving for "non-existence" or "annihilation"

In the Four Noble Truths, the second truth identifies desire/craving as the origin of suffering. This is not because it is the only cause but because it is the cause that can be dealt with directly to bring about the end of suffering (nirvana).

This is elaborated more fully in the twelve links of Dependent Origination. Here craving is the eighth link.

Ignorance
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Formations
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Consciousness
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Mind & Body
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Six Sense Bases
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Contact
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Feeling
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Craving
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Clinging
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Becoming
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Birth
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Old Age & Death

Buddhist teachings describe craving for sense objects associated with pleasant feeling. Sensory pleasure is so powerful that it keeps us in worlds where there is tremendous suffering. Beings are willing to endure pain in search of pleasure. We go from life to life seeking fulfillment here and there. But this fulfillment does not come -- and so we are trapped in this "continued wandering on" (samsara) from life to life, from death to more death.

Wishing to have what we do not have is craving. It also encompasses our negative-wishes, what we wish not to have. We, of course, crave for pleasant feelings. Less obviously, we are obsessed with avoiding unpleasant feelings of all kinds.

The origin of craving (unwholesome desire that brings about so much suffering) extends beyond desires in this material world. There are many sensual "heavens" (celestial worlds in space) and superlative fine-material and immaterial worlds beyond that.

All desire instantaneously produces stress. But some desires lead to the end of suffering. The wholesome "desire" to practice, study, or attain may be discomfiting but will lead to success if put into action.

Therefore, foolish arguments about desire being impossible to break free of utterly miss the point. If one had only the desire to see nirvana, to concentrate (attain absorption), to lead a life of caring and skillful karma, this would be to one's benefit for a long time!

The goal is not to get rid of ALL forms of motivation (chanda), zest, intention, or ambition instantaneously.

One abandons and avoids unskillful desires that lead to harm and ruin. One instead develops and sustains skillful motivations that lead to benefit and success. This is "right effort."

Since abandoning desire does not make sense to how we have lived, we often do not even aim to reduce desire as it roasts us alive. We instead sing its praises and speak of how important it is, confounding wholesome and unwholesome forms of wanting things.

On the one hand, one desires (wishes and hopes) for the end of suffering -- this is beneficial and to be developed. On the other hand, one desires (craves and lusts) for more objects of sensual pleasure and indulgence -- this keeps one cycling in misery and should be let go of if one wishes to be free of all suffering.

The enlightened experience great pleasure, far greater pleasure than the unenlightened. But they do not cling to it and are thereby -- having been released by serenity-and-insight -- are freed. They are doubly successful, winning in two ways, here and hereafter.

Craving includes the desire for life, death (the wish to commit suicide), fame, infamy, sleep/rest, mental or emotional states (e.g., happiness, joy, rapture, love), and enlightenment. One may crave enlightenment, and that would generally be a good thing. Technically and experientially, it would not be a good thing; it would be distressing.

Longing, yearning, pining, lusting for wholesome states frustrates their attainment: The very wish for release gets in the way. Instead, the Middle Path calls for balance. Effort alone is straining. Serenity is in danger of falling into sloth, torpor, sleepiness, apathy.

One therefore balances effort and ease, energy and calm, strength and receptivity. Relaxation is impossible for some, easy for others. Enthusiasm is impossible for some, easy for others. BOTH are needed in balance. In fact, the Buddha pointed out five factors that need to be balanced for enlightenment:

  1. effort (energy)
  2. concentration (absorption)
  3. confidence (faith)
  4. wisdom (insight)
  5. mindfulness (bare attention).
Effort balances concentration. Wisdom balances faith. Mindfulness is unbounded; one can never have too much mindfulness (watchfulness, attentiveness, nonjudgment, nonevaluation, vigilance, awareness, clarity, observation). It helps all of the other factors.
Craving can mean addiction or obsession. This goes beyond the single minded pursuit of something of benefit to a self-defeating pattern of behavior sabotaging our work good or bad, profitable or unprofitable, helpful or harmful.

Drawbacks and Escape
Craving springs from the notion that if one's desires are met this will, in and of itself, lead to one's happiness. Such beliefs result in further craving, the repeated enactment of activities to bring about the feeling or result we desire. Things soon falls apart. We are led on to suffering like prey to slaughter.

This is graphically depicted in the Wheel of Samsara (bhavacakra), the repeated cycling through states driven by craving and clinging, sustained by ignorance, and reinforced by aversion.

The desire for conditioned things (nirvana being the unconditioned) has never been and can never be satisfied: What is of a nature to arise is of a nature to fall apart, cycles of origination and dissolution, rise and fall. It is their intrinsic nature (impersonal, impermanent, and distressing).

Were it otherwise, the Buddha would have said so. What he said was that this is the nature of conditioned things, things that do not have independent existence (but rather are dependently originated, but can only arise based on causes and conditions. What things? Us. Who is us, who am I, what is my soul or self? The Five Aggregates of Clinging, a fancy name for what we regard as our deepest selves, our identity, our very existence:

  1. form (body)
  2. feelings
  3. perceptions
  4. formations
  5. consciousness
Craving, moreover, leads to one's suffering, to "unskillful, unwholesome factors," and to the distress of others. From one's craving arises attachment, then possessiveness, then defensiveness from which can arise lies, arguments, and conflicts" (DN 15, Mahā-Nidāna Sutra).

The Buddha's solution to the problem of craving is the third Noble Truth, the cessation of suffering.

The complete end of suffering comes from the quenching and destruction of craving. Insight -- the truth, seeing things as they really are -- is the destruction of craving. The illusion and our suffering in it continues because we do not see, will not look at the truth for fear that we will lose all that we desire.

We crave unsatisfactory things incapable of pleasing, appeasing, and fulfilling us. We crave sensual pleasure, existence, and [when things do not go our way] annihilation.

With right effort, when we want what actually yields satisfaction, desire is not a hindrance to enlightenment but the vehicle to its realization.

Passion, Aversion, and Craving

Craving (Taṇhā) is personified as one of Death's three "daughters" (dhītā). With Aversion (Arati) and passion (Rāga). For instance, in the Māra-Saṃyutta (SN), the Buddha's victory over death is symbolically complete after Death's daughters fail to entice him:

They had come to him glittering with beauty --
Taṇhā, Arati, and Rāga --
But the Teacher swept them away right there
As the wind [does] a fallen cotton tuft.
See also SN 4.25 (Bodhi, 2000, pp. 217-20) and Sn 835 (Saddhatissa, 1998, p. 98). In a similar fashion, at Sn 436 (Saddhatissa, 1998, p. 48), taṇhā is personified as one of Death's four armies along with desire, aversion, and hunger-thirst (khuppipāsā).

Black Friday: "Brandwashing" (video)

Wisdom Quarterly; Buy.ologyInc.com


Like Freaknomics (and less so Super Freakanomics) this book will have readers thinking twice about conspicuous consumption and consumer capitalism.

It explains why we do it, what the marketers, promoters, and PR firms have done to make us CRAVE things as if they had the ability to fundamentally change our lives by fulfilling us.

Brandwashing does for marketing what Freaknomics does for economics and Fast Food Nation for junk food. It makes rigid brains hurt. It is fantastic.

Author Martin Lindstorm is a veteran advertising agent with clients that range from McDonalds to Microsoft. He knows the ins-and-outs of marketing and takes readers behind the scenes. What have the corporations been doing?


  • They use MRIs to figure out the areas of the brain their marketing hits.
  • They affect us with advertising before we are even born: Smells that our mothers experience during pregnancy can condition us to buy certain detergents and eat certain foods.
  • They get us to buy through panic because fear sells more than happiness or peace.
  • They use nostalgia and other tactics to form brand allegiance.
  • They encourage people to form an "addiction" to smartphones and lip balm.
What do Justin Bieber and the British royal family have in common? They are both brands that dictate tastes and purchases.

In the final chapter, Lindstrom explores a "Jones" movie experiment: He has a family peddle items to their friends in an effort to see how keeping up with the Joneses really works. It works! The book reads like a thriller.

Readers would never believe it was true, except that Lindstrom backs them up with copious case studies. Once one finishes this book, it is hard not to run out and buy his other book, a clever marketing ploy.



Spiritual Consumerism
Wisdom Quarterly
These same concepts are modified and used to sell spirituality in the West. Many of the promoters who help Lamas and gurus literally work in the field of marketing, advertising, and psychology. Are we being manipulated -- promised fast and easy enlightenment or a yoga body if we just buy this book, attend that retreat weekend, give this devotion, or undergo some ceremony? It happens so often that it is the norm. It is rare to find a spiritual teacher who is not all about the money, the luxury, the fame... the very things "spirituality" is meant to ease, cure, and replace with something better.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Merry Solstice! ("Rain" in a change of season)

Wisdom Quarterly


Winter has officially begun in the northern hemisphere on the same day summer starts for the southern side of planet Gaia. But it actually arrived days ago in Los Angeles, which has been experiencing more rain (our equivalent of lowland snow) in these few days than it usually gets in a year.

So the time of the Prophetic Visions, in a rare case of Buddhist dream interpretation (Jataka 77), seems to have arrived with the eclipse of the Moon:

The Reason for Weather Disturbances
"The Sixteen Dreams" (Mahasupina Jataka) derived from Ken & Visakha Kawasaki
"Tell me your tenth dream," the Buddha invited King Pasenadi, who reigned over Kosala. "I saw rice boiling in a pot but not being done," the king explained. "By not getting done I mean that it looked as if the cooking was taking place in three parts: One was wet, another hard and raw, and a third looked perfectly cooked. This was my tenth dream. What does it foretell?"

"This is a dream of future events," the Buddha explained. "In days to come rulers will become unrighteous. The nobles will follow the ruler's example, and so will the intellectuals (brahmins). The townspeople, the merchants, and at last even the farmers will become corrupted. Eventually, everyone in the country [mahajanapada, a tribe's territory or ruling clan's foothold], the sages and even the earthbound-devas [akin to mischevious Greek demigods], will become immoral.

"Even the winds that blow over the realm of such an unrighteous ruler will grow cruel and lawless. Because even the skies and the sky-devas over that land will be disturbed, they will cause drought.

"Rain will never fall on the entire country all at once. It may rain in the upper districts, but in the lower it will not. In one place a heavy downpour will damage the crops, while in another area the crops will wither from drought. The crops sown within a single country -- like the rice in the one pot -- shall have no uniform character" (Jat. 77). More>>

Winter Solstice
Wisdom Quarterly with help from Chiff.com

The winter solstice marks the longest night of the year. (Summer solstice marks the longest day). In the north, the predictably gloomy weather around the winter solstice has been responsible for many symbols, ancient myths, and religious beliefs.

In ancient Rome, the original "Xmas" was a Pagan celebration called the Feast of Saturnalia, in honor of the Roman "god" or "titan" (Buddhist deva or asura) Saturn. In pre-Christian England, the end of December centered around the Pagan Yule log holiday tradition, a special piece of wood blazing to defrost winter's handiwork.

Nowadays, of course, festive corporations have co-opted our natural desire for relief from the winter doldrums (as the triumphant pharmaceutical industry advocated for a DSM entry, S.A.D., that allows it to inflate its obscene profits from the joyous insurance companies when staring at light is known to safely remedy wintertime blues). We are convinced we are meant to be "consumers" who need buy our way to "celebrating" and enjoying Christmas, in honor of the Roman "god" the Sun.

So the West was taken from Kronos to Kristos to Kwanzaa in a modern festival of lights, to overcome the dark, and a lively social feast, to overcome the effects of Mother Nature's dormant season. Even Buddhists in India celebrate a festival of lights, Diwali. And because Buddhists in China have Bodhi Day, we say: Let there be light! Merry Winter Solstice from Wisdom Quarterly to one and all!

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Buddhist hip-hop rap music video (comedy)

Arj Barker (dukkhagirl.com)

"The Sickest Buddhist" WARNING: It wouldn't be rap/hip hop without casual profanity.

Girl: Hey, baby, where you at?
Arj: I'm still at the ashram.
Girl: How's it going?
Arj: It's going killer. The instructor just told us to do a 45-minute meditation.
Girl: Really?
Arj: I nailed it in 10! (Lyrics continued below).

Hip Hop Buddhist Rapping?
Wisdom Quarterly (COMMENTARY)
LOL. Spot on, bravo, Arj Barker! The value of parody is that it allows us to hold a mirror up to ourselves and how we may be coming across to others. The only thing worse than being more enlightened than thou is being deluded about it. This is funny. It's more than funny. It's a remarkably clever indictment of pseudo-Buddhist doofus-hipsterism, which strikes a Zen pose while waving workshop tickets.

"The Sickest Buddhist" is a tuneful send-up of spiritual consumerism that sports tokens while neglecting substance. Granted Buddhism, yoga, and spirituality are fashion statements in Los Angeles and New York, and the San Francisco Bay Area. But is that all they are?

If so it's no wonder this song rings true and delights on so many levels. We are reminded of Yogi Ogden and SNL star Andy Samberg and his stellar side-career making parody music videos.

Buddhist meditation retreats are usually voluntarily silent and celibate intensive periods of practice. Yet the song begins with a phone call. They aren't held at (Hindu) ashrams, but Western would-be yogis don't know, because we conflate all Eastern paths.

And, of course, it goes without saying that meditation -- which is done free of expectations or ambitions -- is not rushed. The longer, the better when there's nothing to "nail." The girl then uses the common expression "owned." But we thought she was saying "OM-!" (as in a Buddhist OMG! minus the God part), which propelled this song to the top of our iPod playlist. Every line is a gem, an inside joke, because it may just be talking about us.

*LYRICS (cont'd)
Girl: No way! Owned! / Arj: I'm the ill-est Buddhist you've ever seen / All the ladies want to meditate with me / I look so serene when I bust a lotus / But I don't have an ego, so I wouldn't even notice / I think of you before I think of myself / That's probably why people think I'm so chill / But still, I'm h*ll of intense / My clothes have little bells and they smell like incense / It's so dope when I focus on my breath / Because I floss all the time and I chew Big Red / I don't smoke weed, but I burn sage by the pound / Wave it all around till the air turns brown / I'm all krunked up on Kombucha and juice / Never heard of kama sutra? Let me introduce / Step into my hybrid, we'll go over to my bed / Sixty-four positions, I think you're going to like it! /

CHORUS: The sound of one hand clapping? F**k that, yo! / More like the sound of a one-legged standing O! / I'm blowing up the Dharma like what /Because I'm the sickest Buddhist, and I'm kicking Buddha butt!

I just went to the class for a laugh maybe meet some chicks / But as it comes to pass I kick *ss at this pacifist sh*t / Non-attachment? I just mastered it! / You don't believe me, you don't think I'm peaceful? / Step up to my face and say that, b*tch / I'll non-attach your teeth from your lips / I practice compassion towards friends and enemies / But all these m*th*rf**k*rs trying to hate on my serenity!

GIRLS: He's so spiritual / So un-material / Almost ethereal / Eat organic cereal / His aura is so bright / His chakra's oh so tight / His energy is light / His hair is so right / He's so sweet, a Buddhist hunk!

Is it my Indian roots, my Guatemalan pair of shoes, / My extensive collection of expensive Tibetan flutes? / I don't know how or why I'm so Zen / I make the Power of Now look like the power of then / To h*ll with Dr. Phil, Oprah, and Martha / I chill with Eckhart Tolle, Deepak Chopra, and Siddhartha / Buddha taught me to be humble and kind / But I'm so f**k*ng present I'm like ahead of my time / Enlightenment eludes most till they die / But I opened my third eye on my first try, why? / I don't know, I guess I'm just da bomb / When it comes to modesty, I got it going on! / CHORUS (repeat)