The Bible got it wrong (Ricky Gervais)

Humans picked, chose, copied what Bible says - Everything's energy #religion #science

"Lucifer" isn't in Bible, which changes everything

(Ricky Gervais) Ricky Gervais explains the big problem with Noah's Ark | Out of England

Ricky D. Gervais (/jər-VAYZ/) was born June 25, 1961, and is an English comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director. He co-created, co-wrote, and starred in the British TV sitcoms The Office (2001–2003), Extras (2005–2007), and Life's Too Short (2011–2013) with Stephen Merchant.

Humans invented their religions?

(Cold Reason) Why religions were created [besides the mysticism]

Ricky, have you read the Gnostic version?

He also created, wrote, and starred in Derek (2012–2014) and After Life (2019–2022).[1] Gervais was also executive producer of and had cameos in the American rendition of The Office (2005–2013). Gervais has received various accolades including seven British Academy Television Awards, five National Comedy Awards, five Golden Globe Awards, two Primetime Emmy Awards, a Satellite Award, and the Rose d'Or twice (2006 and 2019). In 2003, The Observer named Gervais one of the 50 funniest performers in British comedy [2].

In 2007, he was placed at No. 11 on Channel 4's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups [3] and at No. 3 in their 2010 list [4]. In 2010, he was included in the Time 100 list of World's Most Influential People [5]. More

• (The Mystery Archives) The Ethiopian Bible just revealed why Jesus' post-resurrection words that were never taught to us

In old Christian scriptures, God is Bad

(Joe Rogan) How ancient is DMT use? Inca Cueva

Puma bone pipe discovery in ancient N.W. Argentina

Oldest Christian scriptures: GOD is really SATAN | Gnostic Informant

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OUTLINE

• 00:00 - Biggest misconception about the Bible
• 10:22 - Dr. Ammon Hillman and Jesus in the park at night with a naked young boy (Really, that's what's in the Bible)
• 20:18 - Hebrew vs. superior Greek as religious languages
• 23:21 - How old is the Old Testament?
• 33:26 - Yahweh (Yahoo) is Satan
• 42:25 - Who was Jesus?
• 53:21 - Was Jesus smart?
• 01:05:26 - The Dark Ages
• 01:10:36 - Eleusinian mystery rituals
• 01:22:05 - The men crucified with Jesus
• 01:24:28 - Exorcisms
• 01:31:20 - Burning purple
• 01:36:19 - Ancient Christian cults
• 01:41:26 - Jesus is the serpent
• 01:49:26 - Easter and self-castration
• 01:58:37 - British Bible scholar John Allegro's sacred mushroom
• 02:02:02 - Most rebellious Christians
• 02:05:54 - Oldest Gospels say God [of the Bible] was SATAN
• 02:18:55 - Valentinians and gematrias
• 02:27:26 - Jesus Christ's birthday
• 02:35:52 - Nephilim vs. Anunnaki
• 02:54:11 - DMT (The Spirit Molecule)

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Some Jews are ultra religious

What genocide looks like in real time

(Double Down News) Maha Husseini on EU report on Israel's genocide

Beastie Boys Square, New York City

It's easy to think no Jews are religious about it. It's largely a secular identity, a cultural inheritance, a brand identity, a Zionist outlook, a victim card status, a self-identified choice, a diet, a bid for Tay-Sachs and other incestuous disease states, even a race to some with subraces (like impure-nonwhites the dreaded Mizrahi, Latin Sephardi, and outcaste Ethiopian and Meshuchrarim). Mostly, today, Judaism is just Ashkenazi Europeans clinging to a story, a narrative, a justification for being God's chosen people and the smartest in the world, with completely-unbiased IQs to prove it.

• (Dangerously Informed with Evie) I found out who Israel isn't allowed to touch
• (Plainview Synagogue) Lending money the Jewish way (Jewish usury?)
• (Olivia Swing) The Zionist cult around Israel no one wants to talk about?
• He's getting ads for Rogaine⁠ #standup #jewish #boss #comedy #balding #hypocrite #God #working for Ted Cruz
• Tucker Carlson exposes slimy hypocrite traitor Ted Cruz, future US president🔥 #AIPAC #usa #israel #iran #palestine #congress

You can't call us "Zionists," you Jew-haters!

So who are the Hasidim? There are Orthodox Jews, and then there are Ultra-Orthodox Jews. There are the good guys like Neturei Karta (nkusa.org) and weird tunnel builders in Jesse Jackson's Hymie Town, aka Brooklyn (New York City synagogue tunnel incident), home of the beloved JuBu Beastie Boys, engaging in white slavery, patriarchy, sodomy, rape, abductions, kidnapping, Epstein-style sex trafficking, who knows for sure?

Meta's Zuckerberg will not stand for free speech

There's a lot of hanky-panky in the illegal shafts and caverns dug out for unknown purposes. There are many accusations, but the community is so well connected, rich, and powerful that police fear to investigate too closely for fear of being labelled "antisemitic" or biased. They will reluctantly look the other way or file reports that go nowhere because higher-ups know better than ruffle the feathers of a very litigious donor class. Then there's the whole Chabad (Habad)-Lubavitch movement and that Jewish welfare town in New York.

Are Catholics antisemites for not supporting Israel? - Dave Murray slams Jewish hypocrisy

Israeli Jewish Zionist hypocrisy, debate rhetoric - Whites are "Native" Americans??? 😲

What is Hasidism (Hasidic Judaism)?

Everyone should study Hebrew and Talmud

Hasidism (Hebrew חסידות, Romanized Ḥăsīdūt) or Hasidic Judaism is a religious movement within Judaism that arose in the 18th century as a spiritual revival movement in contemporary Western Ukraine before spreading rapidly throughout Eastern Europe. Today, most in the movement, known as Hassidim, reside in the Zionist ethnostate of Israel and its servant state the USA, and to a lesser extent in Canada, the UK, German Argentina, and Belgium.

I vow to Make Israel Great Again (MIGA)

Israel Ben Eliezer, the "Baal Shem Tov," is regarded as its founding father, and the Patriarch's disciples disseminated it. Today's Hasidism is a sub-group within Haredi Judaism and is noted for its religious conservatism and social seclusion. Its members aim to adhere closely both to Orthodox Jewish practice – with the movement's own unique emphases – and the prewar lifestyle of Eastern European Jews.

Many elements of the latter, including various special styles of dress and the use of the Yiddish language, are nowadays associated almost exclusively with Hasidism. Hasidic thought draws heavily on Lurianic Kabbalah and, to an extent, is a popularization of it. Teachings emphasize their tribal God's immanence in this universe... More

• The Kaliver Revve, Rabbi of Kalib, Sukkot Fest (Hasidic)

What kind of genocidal God do we worship?

(Pantheon Mythology) The jealous God too evil to worship: YHWH (Yahweh aka Yaldabaoth)

A Goddess older than God (erased)

(Pantheon Mythology) Goddess Inanna (Ishtar, Aphrodite, Venus, the Goddess of Love and War) was older than God, so the Patriarchy made inverted her and made her the demon named Astaroth to erase and expunge her, making room for the Jewish tribal God Yahweh (Jehovah, Demiurge, Yaldabaoth...)

Goddess Inanna and God Dumuzid became Aphrodite and Adonis

Eight pointed (brilliant) star on upper left represents Goddess Inanna, the Venus Morning Star

• Inanna in Mesopotamian myth: Queen of Heaven and Earth
• Inanna (Ishtar) Goddess of Love and War in Mesopotamia
• Inanna the Sumerian Goddess of Love and Life (Etsy)
• Aphrodite to Astaroth?

Goddess of Love Inanna Queen of Heaven

Inanna [a] is the ancient Mesopotamian Goddess of War, Love, and Sex (the Aphrodite and Venus of olde). She is also associated with divine law, political worldly power, sensuality, and procreation (fertility).

Originally worshipped in Sumer (by the Sumerians), she was also known to the Akkadians, Babylonians, and Assyrians as Ishtar [b]. Her primary title is "The Queen of Heaven."

Then the West called her Venus, Goddess of Love

She was the patron goddess of the Eanna temple at the City of Uruk, her early main religious center. In archaic Uruk, she was worshipped in three forms:

1. Morning Inanna (Inana-UD/hud),
2. Evening Inanna (Inanna sig),
3. Princely Inanna (Inanna NUN).0

The first two reflect the phases of her associated planet Venus [5, 6], the Morning Star. Her most prominent symbols include the lion and the eight-pointed star.

Her husband is the God Dumuzid (later known as Tammuz), and her sukkal (attendant) is the Goddess Ninshubur, later conflated with the male deities Ilabrat and Papsukkal. More

Lady cop's power trip (Goddess power?)

(Hampton Law) Female cop Officer Guerriero arrests wrong guy, and it backfires fast

Christianity is a manmade ('Forged') faith

(Cognivane) How Christianity is a man-made religion

Are all religions actually manmade?

(Cognivane) 13 proofs religion was invented by humans, not God: Buddhism is NOT a religion

Scholars don't believe in the Bible

Anyone not convinced should read Forged about the writing of what Christians today call "the Bible" by Prof. Bart D. Ehrman. Yeah, but who is Ehrman?

Dr. Bart Ehrman, Ph.D., is an American biblical scholar whose research focuses on the historical Jesus, the textual criticism of the New Testament of the Bible, and the origins and development of early Christianity. He is a distinguished professor of Religious Studies at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill and the author or editor of more than 30 books, including six NY Times bestsellers, and the creator of nine lecture series with The Great Courses.

Forged: Writing in the Name of God--Why the Bible's Authors Are Not Who We Think They Are

I bow to thine empty Roman torture device and think what I get out of it. Thanks, God!

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Forged: Writing in the Name of God

Dr. Bart D. Ehrman has 4.5 out of 5 stars (with 967 reviews) for this #1 best seller in historical study reference. Prof. Ehrman is the New York Times bestselling author of Jesus, Interrupted: A Study of Biblical Textual History and Contradictions and God's Problem: How the Bible Fails to Answer Our Most Important Question-Why We Suffer.

He reveals which books in the Bible’s New Testament were not passed down by Jesus Christ’s disciples but were instead FORGED by other hands—and he explains why this centuries-hidden scandal is far more significant than many scholars are willing to admit.

A controversial work of historical reporting in the tradition of Princeton Prof. Elaine Pagels, Marcus Borg, and John Dominic Crossan, Prof. Ehrman’s Forged delivers a stunning explication of one of the most substantial—yet least discussed—problems confronting the world of biblical scholarship.

In this provocative work of biblical criticism, Prof. Ehrman separates history from tradition to reveal:

• Ancient Forgery: Which New Testament books were written by anonymous authors who lied about their identity? Why does this scandal matter for modern faith?
• Historical Methods: Techniques biblical scholars use to detect pseudepigraphy is how we can know who really wrote the books of the Bible.
• Early Christian Conflicts: How internal debates and struggles with outsiders led different groups to create documents in the names of apostles like Peter and Paul (a Jew named Saul) to authorize their own views.
• Lost Scriptures: An eye-opening look at non-canonical texts like the Gospel of Peter and 3 Corinthians, and what they tell us about the world of biblical forgery. More

Foolishness of the Ten Commandments

Obey these or die, stupid kvetching Israelites!

(The Big Why) The foolishness of the 10 Commandments

If the Ten Commandments of Christianity, as borrowed or modified by Judaism because they come in varying official lists from the all-knowing, never wrong, and never ever misquoted or misunderstood God of All Things, are foolish. Not because rules are bad. Rules good. Clear instructions good. Boundaries good. Kindness and fairness to all, very good.

The foolishness derives from the fact that the religion can't even agree and these rules straight. Then we hear that the Black Egyptian Jew Moses (of the founding myth, aka the Exodus that never happened, who has now been scrubbed and completely Ashkenazified) dropped another list and broke the tablet, or perhaps he threw it in anger. In any case, the list changes. Who knew the list ever changed?

Henotheistic Judaism loves their bloody gods

The Ultimate Creator (the Demiurge, the El, the god, Baal, Molech, Yahweh, YHWH, Yaldabaoth, Jehovah, God thirsty for sacrificial blood when nothing else will do but black magic for the forgiveness of sin even if it means killing His son, the Big Whomever, Lord of the Universe and Children's Playgrounds and Hell because He rules all, knows all, decides all, wills all, controls all, and is never wrong not to the slightest, which is why He never changes His mind or His word or His law, unless someone talks to Him and gets a personal variance or exception) is said to have decreed them, so who can argue with them? They are the law, the Ritual Decalogue, the Finger of God pointing and cursing when He doesn't get His patriarch way. So OBEY and shut up.

But what about Buddhism's "Ten Precepts"?

Some Jews make God look bad

What about them? The Buddha advised all human beings to restrain themselves and keep the precepts -- five, eight, ten, 227, 311, or more, in accordance with one's wishes for the future. A minimum of the basic five should remain inviolate because the wholesome (skillful) karma (actions, deeds) of doing so benefits beings here and hereafter, in this world and the next (a reference to many future worlds one finds oneself in in the future). These are not "commandments," not even for Buddhist monastics (nuns, monks, maechis, anagarikas, temporary novices and spiritual retreatants). They are undertaken voluntarily and violated voluntarily. The goal is not to "please" some god or God. It is to bring about peace of mind and purification of view by insight, which leads one to see things as they truly are. And in seeing them that way, one wishes no harm or suffering on anyone.

How dare Buddhism outline a standard of conduct for individuals/communities! Is that "Zen"?

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How did the Buddha know and care so much?

Also note that none of the precepts is self-serving. There's no "Love Thy Buddha and worship Him above all" or "I am Thy Lord Your God, Obey me, you speck of dust!" or any such thing. All human societies would agree and have agreed for millennia and aeons (kalpas), that everyone is happier and has much more peace of mind when no one is going around killing, stealing, sexually misconducting themselves, lying (bearing false witness), or becoming so intoxicated that they are heedless to these guidelines for human conduct. The additional vows or precepts to temporarily abstain from luxuries, adornments and self-beautification, or eating at inappropriate times are all excellent aids to mindfulness (presence of mind), meditation (absorption), health (vigor and longevity), and undistracted focus.

Right action is just one factor of eight

What a heavenly world this would be if living beings here just kept these five. Rebirth in better worlds is possible just from better conduct here. And liberation from rebirth in any world is possible, making an end of all possible future suffering, is within reach. Maybe that's not what most people want or are aware of, but it is attainable. If all anyone ever wanted out of Buddhism were health, wealth, wishes, beauty, fame, and influence, that is all within reach through karma, here and now and there and then.

• Ten Precepts (another counting of the Eight Precepts)

How the Creator God looks: Book of Enoch

(TheBlackParchment) The Book of Enoch finally exposed the Creator God -- and what this God actually looks like

God: An Anatomy

An astonishing and revelatory history that represents God as he was originally envisioned by ancient worshippers—with a distinctly male body, and with superhuman powers, earthly passions, and a penchant for the fantastic and monstrous.

"[A] rollicking journey through every aspect of Yahweh’s body [the Demiurge, Gnostic Yaldabaoth], from top to bottom (yes, that too) and from inside out... Ms. Stavrakopoulou has almost too much fun.” — The Economist

• Dr. Fran: Bible, atheism, and God's wife Asherah
• Meet the real God of the Christian-Jewish Bible
• Does Buddhism have a "creator god"? Yes: Maha Brahma (but he, like all the other divinities and deities, brahmas and devas are not really "Gods" in the ultimate sense, just in a temporary Western Greco-Roman sense, long-lived but temporary light beings who imagine themselves eternal, all powerful, or all knowing when they are no such thing)

(Basically Primitive) Why did ancient humans start believing in God(s)?

Don't laugh at me! I'm your Lord and Master!!

I'm no ET. I'm Baal. Worship me!

The scholarship of theology and religion teaches us that the God of the Bible was without a body, only revealing himself in the Old Testament in words mysteriously uttered through his prophets, and in the New Testament in the body of Christ.

• The Ethiopian Bible: Orthodox Tewahedo biblical canon

The portrayal of God as corporeal and masculine is seen as merely metaphorical, figurative, or poetic. But, in this revelatory study, Francesca Stavrakopoulou presents a vividly corporeal image of God: a human-shaped deity who walks and talks [in the Garden of Eden with Adam and Eve] and weeps and laughs, who eats, sleeps, feels, and breathes, and who is undeniably male.

Could there be a God, a real God?

(BTC) Atheist explains most convincing argument for God | Alex O'Connor

The Jewish God El

Here is a portrait—arrived at through the author's close examination of and research into the Bible—of a god in ancient myths and rituals who was a product of a particular society, at a particular time, made in the image of the people who lived then, shaped by their own circumstances and experience of the world.

From head to toe—and every part of the body in between [including the penis]—this is a god of stunning surprise and complexity, one we have never encountered before. More: God: An Anatomy (by Francesca Stavrakopoulou)

• The Anatomy of the Body of God (Frater Achad)

The God before God: Jewish-Christian deity

(Pantheon Mythology)

The God prior to God: El

El means "god" or "deity" or as a proper name, El refers to any one of multiple major ancient Near Eastern deities.

El ("God") is a Northwest Semitic word. A rarer form, 'ila, represents the predicate form in the Old Akkadian and Amorite languages [8]. The word is derived from the Proto-Semitic *ʔil- [9]. Originally a Canaanite deity known as 'El, 'Al, or 'Il was the supreme god of the ancient Canaanite religion [10].

It has always been understood that there were many gods, which is clear from teh Bible even as henotheists and monotheists try to obscure that fact.

The Jewish God El

Scholars like Frank Moore Cross and Ignace Gelb speculate El may have also been the supreme god of East Semitic speakers in the Early Dynastic Period of Mesopotamia (circa 2900–circa 2350 BCE) [11, 12].

Among the Hittites, El was known as Elkunirša (Hittite 𒂖𒆪𒉌𒅕𒊭 Elkunīrša). Although El was given different appearances and meanings in different languages over time, the word continues to exist as El-, -il, or -el in compound proper noun phrases like Isra'el (Hebrew Yīsrāʾēl,  Israēl, which means "El [God] persists or rules," Micha'el, Beth'el, and El'izabeth, most of which are theophoric given names. More: El (deity)

• The Monad (Gnosticism): the GOD prior to all other gods
• (Nerd Robot) Orthodox vs. Catholic vs. Protestant
• Creator of the physical world: "The Demiurge" Yaldabaoth (Yahweh, Jehovah, YHWH)

How to call upon GOD (the Monad)

(Gnostic Library) I tried Sophia’s Monad call. What happened shocked me (Stop praying as if prayer were begging God!)

The Elohim: Hebrew word meaning "gods." The word is plural. It can also mean "godhood," which is to say what beings who become gods are called. As an abstract noun it refers to the concept of "divinity." In the Jewish (Hebrew) Bible, it often takes singular verbal or pronominal agreement to refer to a single deity, particularly but not always the God of henotheistic and polytheistic Judaism, that later tried to claim itself only monotheistic. In other verses it takes plural agreement and refers to gods in the plural. Who were these other gods? God's wife Asherah was one. She (the Goddess) was well known. The other, El, is less known because it is hidden through the biblical texts, which were chosen for political and Roman imperial purposes.

The Devil before Satan

Did Jewish man (Paul) invent "Jesus"?

(Sacred Logic) "Paul" (born Saul of Tarsus) reveals that he invented a divine and anointed Jesus Christ in letters to Galatians, Thessalonians, Romans, Corinthians

• Pauline Christianity (Jewish mysticism or Roman imperial necessity on the Road to Damascus?)
• Who was Saul of Tarsus called Paul the Apostle?
• Trinitarianism if a Pauline invention
• Earlier form of Christianity: Marcionism?
• Spinoza discovered Abrahamic God was manmade

Ten documented historical facts that make "Jesus" story impossible

(Sacred Logic) The "Jesus Christ" was purposely invented by coping pagan gods (Mitras, Horus, Sol Invictus, Maitreya, Dionysus, Krishna... Astrotheology)

Who was Christianity's Saul of Tarsus?

Saul of Tarsus (Joseph Holzner)

In Paul of Tarsus, Joseph Holzner weaves together the New Testament Bible's often sketchy information about the life and mission of Saul of Tarsus, now called St. Paul by Pauline Christians, into a unified and inspiring hagiography.

With a novelist's ability to take readers into a scene and a historian's rigorous concern for accuracy, Holzner traces this Jewish Apostle's life from his early years as a disciple of the celebrated Rabbi Gamaliel through his overly zealous persecution of the Christian Assembly or "church" as a member of the competing Jewish school called the Pharisees, through his "miraculous" origin story conversion on the road to Damascus, his seemingly tireless efforts to spread the Gospel [of the newly minted Ceasar's Messiah, formerly Jesus the Nazarene not from any place called "Nazareth"], and his Christian martyr's death at the hands of his former bosses in imperial Rome.

Along the way, Holzner provides instructive background information about the religious and social situation of Saul's times and the circumstances of his New Testament letters (epistles). Here, then, is a complete and enlightening introduction to the Apostle to the Gentiles aka "the Converter of the Non-Jews" to this new much less Jewish Roman Empire-approved Universalist religion, the new opium of the masses]. More

Burn heretics for saying what we don't like!

John the Apostle with Marcion

Marcion preached that the benevolent God [the "One," the Monad] of the Gospel who sent Jesus (Yeshua) into this world as a "savior" was the true [omniscient, omnipotent] Supreme Being.

That unknowable, unfathomable, impersonal [Brahman-type GOD] is different and opposed to the malevolent Christian creator deity, the Demiurge [the "Craftsman" called Yaldabaoth], identified as Jehovah, Yahweh, YHWH in the Hebrew Bible [3, 4, 6].

He allegedly considered himself a follower of Saul of Tarsus or Paul the Apostle, whom he believed to have been the only true apostle of Jesus [3, 4], Ceasar's Messiah.

Thank you, Marcion, for creating the 1st Bible

Marcion's canon, the FIRST Christian Bible (biblical canon of which books to include) ever compiled. It consisted of 11 books: the Gospel of Marcion, which was a shorter version of the Gospel of Luke, and ten Pauline epistles [3, 4, 7].

Marcion's canon rejected the entire Old Testament, the crazed Jewish compilation (Sumerian appropriation) of a genocidal henotheistic "God" called Jehovah and his jealous and unhinged exploits, along with all other epistles and gospels of what would become the 27-book canon of the New Testament, which during his life had yet to be compiled [3, 4, 8, 9].

Let's find this heretic and crucify him.

"Marcion-ism" was denounced by its opponents as heresy and written against by the Church Fathers – notably by Tertullian in his five-book treatise Adversus Marcionem (Against Marcion) in about the Year 208 [3, 4].

Marcion's writings are lost [banned, buried, burned, destroyed], even though they were widely read and numerous manuscripts must have existed at one time [3, 4].

Even so, many scholars say it is possible to reconstruct and deduce a large part of ancient Marcionism through what later critics, especially Tertullian, said concerning him [3, 4, 10].

I'm your creator! Worship me...or else!

The movement was widespread, which forced rival sects to begin throwing up defenses. Marcionites founded churches across the Roman Empire. Their eventual decline is attributed to state intervention by later imperial edicts banning all groups deemed heretical from assembling [11].

Marcion of Sinope (Ancient Greek Μαρκίων [2, Note 1] Σινώπης (c. 85–c. 160 [3]) was a theologian [4] in early Christianity [4, 5].

Marcion preached that God had sent Jesus Christ, who was distinct from the vengeful God (Demiurge, the misbegotten son of Sophia Yaldabaoth, Jehovah, Yahweh, YHWH) who had created this physical world [4, 5, 6] or simulated reality. More

• What would you like your Bible to say? Pick one
• The first person to compose a Christian 
• The Social Setting of Pauline Christianity: Essays on Corinth (Gerd Theissen)