Stagecoach Fest: Country music T Mac

MUSIC DETAILS: Stagecoach (stagecoachfestival.com) SET TIMES

• Stagecoach and Coachella fans leave behind tons [and a million dollars' worth] of camping gear, clothes, food, phones, keys... Here's what happens to it

Stagecoach goes Black? It's not just "Backwoods Barbie." There are a few other historically traumatized chattel slaves from America's dark and soon to be forgotten past. Not least of which is Wiz Khalifa. Whoever Diplo brings out as a special guest is bound to be good.

Diplo brings EDM vibe to country music fans, who are seduced by the Devil's music like that time:

I've always been a simple country girl on my chrome pony. Y'all just didn't know it. Crown me!

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Will the Queen make an appearance?

(Stagecoach) Every year, after two wild weekends in the desert outside Los Angeles and Orange Counties, there's a mild festival for people who wear Stimson hats for fashion.

• Stagecoach 2024: Is Backwoods Barbie actually Beyonce? Mysterious act has fans speculating

Some of them may have milked cows, but usually not on a farm. Bring yer high heel boots, designer jeans, and line dance to...Queen B?

She's like the Queen of Heaven, a Holy Mother for us all, like Black Jesus of North Africa

We worship the Devil. We do it for fame and $$$

Maybe. She's the Number One "country music" star in the country. Not since gay Lil Nas X has the country music world been so torn by popular music.

Beyonce is a country music icon who isn't country ("Cowboy Carter" my behind), an RnB singer-rapper like her baby daddy, a hip hopper who can really dance, a Black pop idol, a dark skin version of beloved Taylor "Nazi Barbie" Swift, and a secret member of the Illuminati.

• Illuminati in pop music culture (Coast to Coast AM, 4/26/24)

Obey your Master. He says worship this gal.

She's tied to a sinister cabal of devil worshippers and Luciferians like her bisexual husband Jay-Z and his gay parttime lover accused child molester Sean P Diddy Combs, the Black Jeffrey Epstein with a mansion in Beverly Hills instead of an island. (Watch them kiss).

But the Illuminati controls the music industry, not country music fans. You'll take what you're given, and you'll like it! Here's the next country music sensation singing a post-love song to his ex-girlfriend: Thomas Mac music video short. (See above).

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• Stagecoach (stagecoach.com), 4/26/24; Diplo 2023; Primus "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"; Editors, Wisdom Quarterly