|Mr. Hitler enjoying nice dinner party conversation (Hugo Jaeger/TIME/Getty Images)|
|Acting chops on Saturday Night Live|
|There's nothing like a really big show.|
|Tadolf Swiftler (morphthing.com)|
|Shah claims "Hitler" refers to his strict uncle.|
|But I'm America's sweetheart!|
Republican racism and sexism? We do not even get the token gesture of marking "None of the Above" on our ballots or the ability to leave our chads hanging. It's a false dichotomy because BOTH parties are flipsides of the SAME coin, the moderate and extreme wings of the Republican party. Go Green. Go Libertarian. Go Anarchist. Anything would be better than following the next Hitler the Diebold/Sequoia/ES+S corporations are told to "elect".