All the President's Women: Fun with Trump

(Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies) Demented Traitor and the Life of Lying | A Monty Python's Life of Brian parody

(The Young Turks) The Natalie Harp story just got dangerous

Head bobbing, dead eyed pregnant sexbot Jayme Leagh Franklin is incubating a baby?

He's easy. Just kiss his a--, and everything'll be alright, unless he defecates in his pants again.

Farting Trump wears sh*t stained XXXL white tennis shorts (Jimmy Kimmel Live)

Pres. Don'T attends U.S. Men's Open with date/Personal Assistant Natalie Harp, 35

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Did Melania really vote for Kamala?

All the President's Men is a book about corrupt Republican Tricky Dick Nixon. Melania missing. No one has seen her in 25 days, which comes after a 70% reduction in accompanying DonT to public events. Karoline Leavitt left, just up and resigned, retired at 27, still sporting DonT's favorite lips on a woman. It's odd because she's into older men. She left DonT, 80, for a 60-year-old husband who do. They have a newborn. No one has seen Melania in weeks. We know she doesn't live in the White House or even in DC. Pam Bondi had to go to avoid prosecution, but what's Mel's excuse?

I was his favorite. Ask him.

Molesting daughter + other kids?

Sometimes it's hard to face myself for all I've done. But I paid Ivanka off and pushed Ivana.

Do you like it when I bounce on your goober, Daddy? - Yes, Ivanka, keep it up. | Incest?

Just cuz she looks like Ivanka? Katie Johnson accuses Donald Trump... (Cristina Bruno Dalola)

(The Narrative Brief) Daily Show's Desi Lydic's brutal reply to convicted rapist Trump

Like the white turkey? - No! - What about Don?

Perhaps she's hiding out in Mar a Lago or Manhattan, maybe somewhere underground or on a small island in the US Virgin Islands near Florida. What's Hillary-hating Tulsi Gabbard up to, and where is she? Never mind, now there's fresh flesh to surround white Mr. T, self-appointed king of the country, women more important than Mrs. Trump. There's infatuated Natalie Harp, a fundraiser named Meredith O’Rourke, 54, who Don calls his "Princess of Darkness," the hand up his bottom White House Chief of Staff 👹Susie Wiles, and the nodding (not Trump sycophant activist Mayra ‘Nodding Woman’ Joli) Bobble Head Girl Jayme Franklin, the president's official Zapper.

Bobble head sexbot technology may have gotten so advanced the public doesn't even notice.

Jew? Hymie? CIA built bots long ago

"Jayme," really? That's odd because in a case of predictive programming, there was once a fully automated Jewish character on Get Smart called "Hymie the Robot" (played by Dick Gautier). Hymie is an ethnic slur for Jews, like Jesse Jackson calling New York "Hymietown" or someone saying "Hebe (Heeb)" to a Hebrews. Hymie, who had a tendency of taking instructions too literally, was a 100% realistic humanoid robot built by KAOS. For his first mission, Agent 86 Maxwell Smart manages to bring Hymie over to the side of CONTROL, like the CIA winning over a Mossad or Shin Bet counterpart spy. The two spying agencies, K and C, are ever at odds like Zoroastrianism's GOOD and EVIL, a dichotomy stolen by universalist Catholicism.

(DemocracyNow.org) Trump cowers, hides out, changes planes

• ‘Bobble head’ woman (Jayme Frankling) behind Trump in Oval Office explains why she kept holding her stomach | The Independent
• The Princess of Darkness helps Trump buy things
• Don Trump is "Von Shits-in-Pants," say Cohen and Casler
• He poops in his pants every day? Trump: The Don Poop'on; SNL's Colin Jost comedy
• “Conflict in the Choir”: Reverend Jesse Jackson and the Jewish Community | American Jewish Historical Society
• Jesse and the Jews | MERIP
• Exclusive | Inside Trump’s unprecedented fundraising operation is run by Meredith O’Rourke, the ‘Princess of Darkness’ | WSJ

Anyone who says Trump is hideous under cake makeup and hairspray hasn't seen his parents.

I'm not ugly...for an Oompa Loompa. My Mom loves my hairdo, hair dye, and makeup.

Does a woman (Susie Wiles) really run the show as Trump does what he's told by Bibi et al?

Trump's 'Princess of Darkness' behind his $800M fundraising machine

Epstein friends: Playboy playmate Bunny, Don T, Bill 'Bubba' Clinton, Melania on an island?

I've done more than touch it. Right, Bubba? That joker Jeffrey has it on surveillance video.

Girls, I mean women, love money. Right, Jeff? If only you were here to keep partying with us.

Melania, British royal Prince Andrew, Nordic blond, and fun spy for Israel Jeffrey Epstein

I did it for the money. Look what I have to put up from this walking-talking trouser toilet.

Eyes like daggers, I would put eyedrops in his drink, but he already has constant diarrhea.

After I dated and possibly father two Island Boys with Mel, Trump asked for my seconds.

Corruption? Soliciting bribes? No. Meredith 'Princess of Darkness' O'Rourke just raises funds

All I've ever wanted to be was a peaceful hippie in my VW van. Ask anybody.

(The Narrative Brief) Desi Lydic of The Daily Show opens up on DonT

Why Trump is not only a joke

(OneindiaNews) "Trump stole one trillion..." Sen. Jeff Merkly warns

Americans could lose lives after midterm elections

US Marine condemns Trump cowering to serve Pax Judaica/Greater Israel

Los Angeles tells city to 'Ride the D'

Wet Leg love the big D Line in "Chaise Longue" and chase it

I love riding the D! Just look at me.

It's a moral outrage. Who is running the marketing department for the City of LA? "Ride the D, Ride the D," it's everywhere. There's a double entendre in there, as if they aim to drain the main vein or choke a lizard. The "D" is the new D Line, of course, but some school-age kids might think it refers to a real Richard Johnson.

The Metro is the new partially underground way of getting around the west coast megalopolis, Earthquake Town. As we continue to await "The Big One," which we have been waiting for for the past 30 years since the last time they re-announced it's another 30 years, but it's coming. It's coming. And there's no need to ever ask after every temblor, "Is this the Big One?" Why?

Unisex hoodie, sexy crop top (shorts not included)

It's because when it's the Big One, you'll it's the Big One, because you won't have to ask, "Is this the Big One." Your certainty will obviate the question. Lately, Netflix is a Joke has taken over every venue in the city, even far off post-fire Altadena, at the Eagle Lodge on Woodbury.

Section 1 of the D Line Extension is a historic moment bringing rail transit for the first time to a part of Los Angeles' Miracle Mile on Wilshire Blvd. Commemorate this LA transit milestone with a comfy and stylish "Ride the D" dad hat to look like a real D Head! A classic dad hat never goes out of style—made of 100% organic cotton.

LA wants us to "ride the D"?

Who knew mass marketing worked so well?

Last week the Los Angeles Metro announced three long awaited subway stations on the D Line. The video has over 1M views across platforms. An hour after posting, the team quickly followed up with merch to celebrate, a shirt that simply reads “Ride the D.”

They did a full year’s worth of sales in under 24 hours. The design made it onto Late Night with Seth Meyers. They couldn’t have predicted one piece of merch could become this big of a moment.

We can't hardly wait for hardy May Eight!

When working in social, one is often asked to see the future. What format will break through? How can we get this to go viral? The truth is, even the best social teams surprise themselves.

Jane Ashley, who leads the social media strategy at LA Metro, told me: “We didn't anticipate that the announcement post would be completely eclipsed by something we barely officially promoted.” That’s the fun of working in this industry:

• LA Metro wants us to ride the D (Rachel Karten)
• Ride The D Crop Top – Metro Shop
• Ride the D? Reddit - the heart of the internet

Trans Intersex Island in Pacific for '6-7'?

Buddhism, Sexuality, and Gender

This academic book by American and other scholars explores historical, textual, and social questions relating to the position and experience of women and gay people in the Buddhist world from India and Tibet to Sri Lanka, China, and Japan. It focuses on four key areas:

1. Buddhist history,
2. contemporary culture,
3. Buddhist symbols, and
4. homosexuality.

Scholarly light on many topics

And it covers Buddhism's entire history, from its origins to the present day. The result of original and innovative research, the authors offer new perspectives on the history of the attitudes toward, and of the self-perception of, women in both ancient and modern Buddhist societies.

They explore key social issues such as abortion, they examine the use of rhetoric and symbols in Buddhist texts and cultures, and they discuss the neglected subject of Buddhism and homosexuality (from pandakas and pederasty). (Edited by Jose Ignacio Cabezón)

Europe: Utrecht, Netherlands, Intersex Canal Pride Festival, summer 2018 (wiki)

The international intersex flag (LGBTQI+)

Pseudohermaphroditism leads to "intersex" (the "I" in LGBTQIA+ acronym, showing an unbelievable spectrum of biological sexuality and phenotypic gender expression).

Biology and hormones are a strange thing we share with plants. Yes, plants have hormones, too, as do animals. There are, for example, intersex pigs on Vanuatu, the island of kava kava, a recreational drug plant. Are the "Lotus-eaters" on this island, as mentioned in ancient Greece.

Ever wonder what "6-7" means? Quigley scale for androgen insensitivity syndrome (Wiki)

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Odysees men on Lotus-eater Island

MYTHOLOGY: In Homer's epic, The Odyssey, Book IX, Odysseus tells how adverse north winds blew him and his men off course: "I was driven thence by foul winds for a space of 9 days upon the sea, but on the tenth day we reached the land of the Lotus-eaters, who live on a food [the "intoxicating pepper" kava, Piper methysticum?] that comes from a kind of flower. Here we landed to take in fresh water, and our crews got their mid-day meal on the shore near the ships. When they had eaten and drunk, I sent two of my company to see what manner of men the people of the place might be...." More

• Wisdom Quarterly: American Buddhist Journal: Gender

EVERY BODY (official trailer) beyond the binary only in American theaters on June 30

Third International Intersex Forum

The Buddhist term pandaka refers to non-normative gender expression in ancient times. It might be translated as "pervert" but also crossdresser, transsexual, transgender, gay, lesbian, tomboy, effeminate male, butch female, sodomite, receptive males, active females, hermaphrodite, bisexual...or an intersex person to the extent such individuals were understood in ancient India, Southeast Asia, and surrounding areas.

INTERSEX people are those born with any of several sex characteristics, including chromosome patterns, gonads, or genitals that, according to the Office of the United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights, "do not fit typical binary notions of male or female bodies" [1, 2]. The opposite of intersex is endosex ["cisgender"], which describes persons born with sex characteristics that are seen as typically male or female at birth [3]. More

• Vanuatu culture: incredible secrets of Vanuatu's sacred pigs
• Odysseus' lotus flower, Lotus-Eaters: mythical island tribe
• Lotus-eaters Island The Odyssey
• University of Oklahoma fires teaching assistant after zero grade [for citing the Bible in] scandal | Fox News
• Cheater Kristin Cabot slams Gwyneth Paltrow over Coldplay kiss cam-cheating controversy
• How Minnesota's fraud ‘mastermind’ allegedly wielded [anti-Somali racist] power to promote scheme

The origin of the meme "6 7" in brief

Bhutan: Enlightenment thru sex, drugs, rock?

Drukpa Kunley (1455–1529), also known as Kunga Legpai Zangpo, Drukpa Kunleg (Tibetan འབྲུག་པ་ཀུན་ལེགས་, brug pa kun legs), and Kunga Legpa, the Madman of the Dragon Lineage (Tibetan འབྲུག་སྨྱོན་ཀུན་དགའ་ལེགས་པ་, 'brug smyon kun dga' legs pa), was a Tibetan Buddhist lama, missionary, and poet in the Drukpa Kagyu lineage of the [Himalayan Bon sorcery-influenced] Vajrayana Buddhist Mahamudra tradition [1].

• "Crazy wisdom," divine madness (yeshe cholba)?
• Crazy wisdom or just crazy? (dhamma musings)
• The Enlightenment Trap: Obsession, Madness and Death on Diamond Mountain by Scott Carney (Foxtopus Ink)

He was trained at Ralung Monastery under siddha Pema Lingpa. However, by the age of 25, he had returned his monastic [Vinaya] vows [2] to take a wife, whose name was Tsewang Dzom (tshe dbang 'dzom) [3]. He is often counted among the Nyönpa ("Mad Ones"). He is considered to have been a reincarnation of Saraha [4]. More

The Enlightenment Trap: Obsession, Madness and Death on Diamond Mountain

(Audiobook) Author Scott Carney has 4.3 out of 5 stars (with 137 reviews). The 2023 edition of The Enlightenment Trap includes two new chapters, photography, and updated total revision.

In 2012, 38-year-old Ian Thorson's search for spiritual transcendence ended in tragedy on a remote Arizona mountaintop. His wife, a woman anointed as a goddess by an eccentric Buddhist community, held him in her arms as he slowly died from dehydration and dysentery.

For Scott Carney, a journalist and anthropologist who lived in India for six years, Thorson's death was just the most recent iteration of an unspoken epidemic that connected intensive meditation and mental instability.

The Enlightenment Trap explores how Tibetan Buddhism in the West morphed from its roots in the Himalayan foothills into a fundamentally new American religion. For Thorson, the entry point into this new faith was Geshe Michael Roach, the supreme spiritual leader of Diamond Mountain University.

Carney unravels the cult-like practices of Diamond Mountain to illuminate the uniquely American tendency to mix and match Eastern religious traditions like LEGO pieces. The result is that for some, enlightenment is a synonym for almost god-like powers, and achieving it can become more important than life itself.

Aided by Thorson’s private papers and cutting-edge neurological research, the book reveals the profound impact of intensive meditation on the brain.

Carney exposes stories of miracles and black magic, sexualized rituals and tantric rites from former Diamond Mountain acolytes. The Enlightenment Trap is a gripping work of investigative journalism that reveals how the path to enlightenment can be riddled with danger.