Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 14, 2026

Rapist Trump hikes gas/diesel prices


(The Financial Express) "Trump accused of raping minor [child]" as White House grills FBI Director Kashy Patel over [their purposely] HIDDEN [child molesting, pimp, Israeli spying asset] Epstein records

  • (Jimmy Kimmel Live) Old sleepy Donald "Teddy Dosevelt" Trump is constantly falling asleep, sickly sycophant Mitch McConnell seems good to go [like a robotic, semi-organic automaton or possessed corpse]
  • (Govt Pension Updates) Trump makes disgusting post and staff take his phone away
✡️ Explaining Ed Sheeran ✡️lp
(Double Down News) Ed Sheeran sides w/genocide for Israeli Zionist money
(from Jewish Zionist Robert Kraft and his Gillette Stadium spying apparatus)

Trump's gay club: Straight of Hormouth?

(Sammy Obeid) ✡️ Who did 9/11 ✡️ | standup comedy

Pro-Pedo Trump and Israel heckler

Can we deport Palestinian Sammy Obese?
(Sammy Obeid) Trump sacrifices California | standup comedy
 (Pakistan brokers peace deal but USA, instead of helping, sends in gay or trans guyliner-wearing Vice President JD Vance). Then Boomer Trump invites Iran to use nuclear bomb to "take out" Los Angeles (aka "Tehrangeles" because LA has the largest Iranian/Persian population outside the capital of Iran, with a half million expat residents) and San Diego (which has the highest number of active duty U.S. soldiers serving with Trump as their commander-in-chief ready to sacrifice them to pander to his bloodthirsty Christian Zionist fan base) as sacrificial regions for Trump's optional war on Iran for Israel as he's being blackmailed by Bibi and the Mossad. Trump wants to assassinate another Lincoln? Who is Trump, John Wilkes POOP?

You support Zionist genocide?

Tuesday, October 13, 2026

Nobel Peace Prize awarded and Trump is...

(Saturday Night Live) SNL's Weekend Update: Trump doesn't win Nobel Peace Prize, Hegseth's new U.S. Department of War Nazi logo

(Keith Edwards) Trump's adult diaper smells like @$$. Bald, makeup Don leaks, stinks like sh*t. 
Sec'y of War adds Nazi eagle to DOW logo
Who could ever accuse Fox News alcoholic and Sec'y of War Pete Hegseth of Neo-Nazi racism?
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Tamil [South Indian] South African wins Nobel Peace Prize
2026 Peace Prize Laureate N. Pillay
Navanetham Pillay (Tamil நவநீதம் பிள்ளை, née Naidoo, Sept. 23, 1941) is a South African jurist who served as the UN High Commissioner for Human Rights from 2008 to 2014.

She is of Tamil origin and was the first non-white female judge of the High Court of South Africa.

She has also served as a judge of the International Criminal Court and president of the International Criminal Tribunal for Rwanda. She was awarded the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize for her efforts to promote peace and international law.

Cartoon time: South Park
(Pod Save America) Trump and data center dicks in Weenietown, USA
South Park attacks Trump in "Billionaire Weenietown" (S29 E2, 2026)

Trump upset about losing yet again: Will he bomb Norway?
Night in the Ruts on the USS Lincoln, or is it Right in the Nuts, Secretary of War Hegseth?

Trump melts down with long post after losing.
Pillay was born and raised in Durban, where she later attended the University of Natal, receiving her BA in 1963 and her Bachelor of Laws in 1965. After university, Pillay pursued a career as an attorney, joining the legal defense against apartheid.

In 1967, Pillay started her own law firm and became the first woman to do so in her home province of Natal.

In 1981, Pillay attended Harvard U and earned her Master of Law.

UN High Commissioner for Human Rights
In 1988, she completed her thesis and graduated from Harvard Law School with a Doctorate of Juridical Science.

Pillay was nominated and confirmed to the High Court of South Africa by the Judicial Service Commission under supervision of the bar association in 1995.

In 1995, President Nelson Mandela [or a Mandela Effect replacement stand in] and Justice Minister Dullah Omar nominated Dr. Pillay to the UN Security Council for a judgeship on the International Criminal Tribunal for Rwanda (ICTR).

The Roast of Colin Jost

Sec'y of War Hegseth addresses troops ⚔️
Can you believe the left-wing Nobel Prize committee gave the peace prize to a peace activist?
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What good did Navi Pillay ever do?
Hot young new White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia was not chosen for her beauty.
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Trump chose me to lie for him, not to be hot
In 2013, Pillay criticized the nominally Buddhist Sri Lankan government for being an authoritarian state [53].

She alleged egregious human rights violations and atrocities committed by that nationalist (Sinhalese) government against Hindu Tamil minority civilians at the end of Asia's longest-running civil war, namely, the Sri Lankan Civil War. This led to that the government and its supporters to retaliate by saying her own Tamil descent was the only reason for her criticism, a claim she strongly denies [54].
Fake lawyer Zacharia face plants

There's a new "Nazi Barbie" in town?
Genocide in Sri Lanka then a giant tsunami
During the 2014 war on Gaza, Pillay stated that both the heavily-armed ethnostate of Israel and the tiny ragtag resistance HAMAS (largely funded by Jewish Zionist Israeli PM Bibi Netanyahu [aka Ben Nitay from MIT, aka

Thursday, October 1, 2026

Hardest word in English: 💩 (Ismo comedy)

(Life After Fame - fail army funny) Aubrey Plaza makes every interview uncomfortable | Funniest Celebrity Moments
(800 Pound Gorilla Comedy Slices) Weirdest word in the English language | ISMO | Hello


(CeleVox) Filthy, vulgar Cristina Mariani has zero filter (and it's hilarious)

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

Is penis size important? (comedy)


Michelle Wolf (born June 21, 1985) is an American standup comedian, writer, producer, and television host. She worked as a contributor and writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers and The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. She spoke as the featured performer at the 2018 White House Correspondents' Dinner. She hosted the Netflix comedy talk show series The Break with Michelle Wolf and performed in the 2019 stand-up comedy special Joke Show. More

Irish: 'Voice of Boston Airport' (contest)

Family Guy roasts Boston Brahmins and other folk of New England and the Northeast
Stewie, try a shot of this and see if it makes you sound more like a Bostonian instead of a...

I'd be too embarrassed to do it, Brain.
One Massachusetts resident has until Oct. 4, 2026, to submit a reading of the Massport script to win this contest, which be narrowed down to five contestants and the opened up to a public vote. Family Guy's Peter Griffin may want to try out as the most iconic, if Ben Affleck and Matt Damon find this task too demeaning for their on-screen personas to handle. Family Guy: The Boston Method


Local news covers the contest
(All Things Considered) This story has gotten so big, it has reached the western shores of the contiguous United States, banging into Los Angeles airwaves with the force of LAist's airing of All Things Considered. ATC brings stories of the day, thoughtful commentaries [that try not to be biased or slanted for Israel and monied Zionist interests], insightful features on arts and life, music and entertainment, all brought alive through sound. NPR hosts: Ailsa Chang, Mary Louise Kelly, Juana Summers, and Scott Detrow. LAist hosts: Nereida Moreno and Julia Paskin Weekdays 1:00-3:00 pm and 4:00-6:30 pm, weekends at 4:00 pm (laist.com). 
Family Guy reveals "The Boston Method" to help Peter's peter perform better in Boston

Friday, September 25, 2026

Demons, occult, and Aleister Crowley

(Etch) Aleister Crowley's infamous Boleskin house | #WITCHYAFhttps://youtu.be/Cy4O98LvVXI
(Pantheon Mythology) This is the Jewish God Moloch (ruler "King" Molech)

Saturday, September 5, 2026

Why does Family Guy roast people? 😁


(The Sawyer) Every country roasted on Family Guy

Sit right here, sir. You're going to love it.
A "roast" is a form of insult comedy, originating in American humor, in which specific individuals, the guests of honor, are subjected to jokes at their expense, followed by genuine praise and tributes.

The assumption is that the roastee can take the jokes in good humor and not as serious criticism or insult and so avoids offense as the audience vicariously relieves steam and tension by seeing the truth exposed in a nonthreatening manner.
What kind of planet is this? A mean one (CGI)
The individual roastee is surrounded by friends, fans, and well-wishers, who can receive some of the same treatment during the evening.

The host of the event is called the roastmaster, since it rhymes with and plays on the term toastmaster.

Anyone mocked in such a way is said to have been "roasted."

There is a parallel tradition in some countries in which the host of formal events, such as award ceremonies and annual dinners, is expected to good-naturedly mock the event's attendees. In some cases, this has caused controversy when the host is seen as being too insulting [1,2] or accurate. More

How do other nationalities receive it?

What about real life instead of cartoons?

Funny viral video sensation compilation
(Daily Dose of Internet) The dumbest [and funniest viral] human moments on the internet

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

The Bible got it wrong (Ricky Gervais)


Ricky D. Gervais (/jər-VAYZ/) was born June 25, 1961, and is an English comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director. He co-created, co-wrote, and starred in the British TV sitcoms The Office (2001–2003), Extras (2005–2007), and Life's Too Short (2011–2013) with Stephen Merchant.


Ricky, have you read the Gnostic version?
He also created, wrote, and starred in Derek (2012–2014) and After Life (2019–2022).[1] Gervais was also executive producer of and had cameos in the American rendition of The Office (2005–2013). Gervais has received various accolades including seven British Academy Television Awards, five National Comedy Awards, five Golden Globe Awards, two Primetime Emmy Awards, a Satellite Award, and the Rose d'Or twice (2006 and 2019). In 2003, The Observer named Gervais one of the 50 funniest performers in British comedy [2].

In 2007, he was placed at No. 11 on Channel 4's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups [3] and at No. 3 in their 2010 list [4]. In 2010, he was included in the Time 100 list of World's Most Influential People [5]. More

Proud to be Irish and Catholic? (Bible)

(Channel 4 Comedy) Sister Michael's Guide to Not Giving a F**k! | Derry Girls | Channel 4
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The beautiful Black Irish in the US
Now, WoQy, w' don't mind if y' rite 'bout tha beyootifull Catholick Shurch as a wondrous institution of goode in the Emerald Isle that saved it from Snakes under St. Paddy 'n the scallywag Protestant-Royalists up North, but ye best not be sayin nuthin harsh or rude about that holy mother superior Headmistress Sister George Michael of TV's Our Lady Immaculate College (Siobhán McSweeney) on the teen British sitcom Derry Girls. And if'n y' do, we might forgit to pray fer yer eternal Souls during vespers. D'ya understand? An' der might be a knuckle-ruler  waitin' fer yous to halp y'all see da error uv yer wayz, too. Right?
  • Irish beauty from aos sidhe, Tuatha de Danann
    May we post a wee short Family Guy documentary cartoon about our beloved Isle and its traditions?
Well, that should be just fine, Laddys and Lassies. Seth McFarlane is a right good Irish Catholick boy hisself, tizn't he?

A good Christian Bible? Far better to read the original Un-Roman Ethiopian version
Seminarians from Pontifical Irish College, Rome ordained deacons | Irish Catholic Bishops' Con

(Abyss Archive) The final words of an Ethiopian Christian monk (relying on his church's 88-book Ethiopian Bible) about Jesus Christ is raising questions for Western Christians.

Beware the mermaid creatures: Selkies
(Kiki Rockwell) "Selkie" has been spotted in Ireland. Do not ask to marry one, do not consent.
  • Pat Macpherson, Amber Larson, Dhr. Seven (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Tuesday, September 1, 2026

Why are standup comedians so mean?

(SNL) Colin Jost, who is married to Scarlett Johansson, does 12 minutes on wife with Michael Che
That smarty is married to that hottie?
(The Unfiltered Mic) Bill Burr, brother of Willy Organ (Billy Corgan) of the Smashing Pumpkins

Brothers? But we look nothing alike, Howie!
In a controversial January 2025 podcast by neurotic Jewish impresario Howie Mandel, Bill Burr publicly addressed Billy Corgan's claim that they are brothers or half-brothers of their mutual degenerate father, Bill. Bill Burr criticized Mandel for this gotcha moment, ambushing and humiliating him by bringing out Bill Corgan live on air to discuss their sensitive family issue.

Howie: I love ratings, guys, sorry.
Billy C claims that he had been told that Billy B had been informed that he would be coming out on the show, which he had never done in public in spite of all the lurid speculation of their family's sex life. Bill B alleges that muckraker Mandel is "rude" to be chasing "ratings" with such a stunt, stating that a podcast is not the appropriate venue for the independently famous "Bill Brothers" to meet and face off about so sensitive an issue as paternity. Mandel left the room. Amid jokes, Bill B and Bill C [know they] "have the same father" and say of this father: "The fact that he said he can't sing, I think that sort of disproves that we're related" ("Bill Burr, Billy Corgan address whether they're half-brothers," Brendan Morrow, USA TODAY, retrieved August 10, 2026 [114]). More
When standup comics make hecklers cry
(Stage) Sammy Obeid and other comedian make hecklers cry

Neurotic East Coast Jewry is funny?

Arresting me is not funny nor kismet!
It's karma (the phala or fruit of our own deeds/intentional actions), right?