Thursday, May 30, 2024

Trump GUILTY on ALL 34 felony charges (live)

The Graphic: "FUUUDGE [is coming out of my pants from my leaky adult diapers]!"
Hillary Clinton reacts to Trump's guilty verdict without saying his name | HuffPost latest news

So what? I'm a convicted felon. I'll appeal. I can't go to prison! I'm incontinent and wear diapers.
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But this can't be happening, I'm rich!
As he departed, Trump waved to a crowd that had eagerly awaited the [guilty] verdict outside the courthouse.

From CNN's Sabrina Souza and Kit Maher: Ex-Pres. Donald Trump's [OJ-style] SUV slowed as his motorcade left the courthouse, giving him a chance to [run for the border and] wave at a crowd of people waiting for him to exit — some cheering his guilty verdict and some voicing support for the former president.

Who's the
happiest man in the
world today, Biden or Cohen?
Happiest woman in world, billionairess Melania
People in the crowd had been huddled in silence and then burst into cheers and claps as Trump's guilty verdict was first updated on their phones.

One man, meanwhile, appeared to be really angry. There had been sporadic cheering here and there throughout the day from passersby who saw posters that say things like, "Lock him up"! Others waved pro-Trump banners and American flags.
LIVE: Ex-Pres. Trump found guilty on all 34 counts in felony trial

We're just not reaching that guy Donny.
(ABC News) Fraudster Don John Trump, who had already been twice convicted after sexual assault charges in a civil trial for defaming and lying about his female victim, whom he was determined to have raped, has now been found guilty on 34 felony counts related to a 2016 financial fraud and election tampering case related to hush money payments to prostitute and adult film actress Stormy Daniels, whom he paid off to feloniously manipulate his election.

Don't push me! I don't want to go to jail.
This fact is what made the hush money payments felony, not the cheating on his wife who had just given birth to his youngest son, Barron.

It marks the first time in history that a former U.S. president has been tried and convicted on criminal charges. The fact that he was twice impeached does not change that he was (s)elected to be the 45th president and neither will this -- nor being found guilty and sent to prison for the next three serious criminal cases he is currently facing in other states. #trumpverdict
Trump to be sentenced days before officially becoming GOP presidential nominee
Hey, Hillary, they convicted Trump! Hi, Bill! You guys, please don't say "Lock him up!"


Hooray, Bill, hooray! "Lock him up"!!!
(CNN's Elise Hammond) Donald Trump is scheduled to be sentenced just days before the Republican National Convention where it is expected he will officially become the party’s nominee for president — something his team was worried about when looking at the timing of the hush money trial, sources told CNN’s Kristen Holmes. More

We're going with Joe, OK? - C'mon, Bibi!
Meanwhile, back on the Planet of Hell
, Zionist-Jewish Israel under Dictator Netanyahoo continues to bring about hell on earth. And Genocide Joe gives Ukraine permission to commit war crimes against Russia with US-supplied missiles shot into the neighboring Soviet country. Could WW III be in the offing?
  • CNN.com; Pfc. Sandoval, Ashley Wells, Seth Auberon, Sheldon S. (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

MAGAots call for revenge violence, civil war

If Kavanaugh's Kourt Kan't overturn this, I say we kill them all and start over for Trump.
We're on the same team, Coppers! Join us to fight for the glory of Trump and his USA




Times have changed. Maybe he should not run.
Hardcore followers of Donald Trump [MAGAots] are calling for riots, insurrection, and assassination after the disgraced candidate and loser (in court) was convicted of falsifying business records (which is financial fraud and a felony in NY) on [May 30].

A New York jury found the former president guilty on 34 felony counts of falsifying records to cover up payments to porn star Stormy Daniels as part of a conspiracy to influence the outcome of the 2016 election -- the last part being what made all of these acts felonies.




Let's go to prison together. I'll be your cellmate
Republican politicians widely refused to accept the verdict from the Manhattan trial, decrying the process using Trump's own catchy and oft-repeated slogans, such as: "rigged," "corrupt," "ridiculous," and "bullsh*t."

However, in messages seen by The Independent, and others reported by Reuters, Trump loyalists on right-wing social networks went much further: "Find the jurors. All of them. Take no prisoners [which is to say, KILL them]," wrote one user on a Trump-focused message board.

Some posts used coded language, such as one which urged "short drops" – that is, execution by hanging [as MAGAots planned for VP Pence on Jan. 6th during the minor uprising in D.C.] – for the people responsible for Trump's [negative outcome at] trial.
Rise up, Patriots, and send in money to the Leader
  • [It is odd that MAGAots are this made in what is just the second trial in a row that Donald "Winner" Trump has lost. Remember? He was just fined and forced to cough up half a billion dollars or risk losing his properties. That was about rape, sexual abuse, and defamation. This is about financial fraud. But he faces three much more serious trials to come, during which he is almost certainly going to be sent to prison related to election tampering and that tiny insurrection he fomented and called on his MAGAots to carry out for him, promising he would protect them from prosecution for their felonies, treason, and violence. Did he? Oops. He's all about No. 1.]
This country owes me. Minions, spread out and make them regret it. I'll be golfing.
A second civil war: Years after Trump's violent insurrection, how worried should we be?

Who brought the gallows for Pence?
Another user replied with "short walks and long drops," plus a helicopter emoji – an apparent reference to gruesome violence called "death flights" such as those used by right-wing dictators in Argentina and Chile to dispose of dissidents by throwing them out of helicopters so they plunge to their deaths.

One post seen by Reuters claimed that "someone in New York with nothing to lose needs to take care of [Judge] Merchan," referring to the judge who oversaw the trial, while another declared: "Time to start capping [murdering with bullets] some lefties." More + VIDEO

Disastrous post-conviction press conference, MAGA nuts kiss ass with cringey tributes
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) May 31, 2024: Trump scored the most guilty verdicts of any president ever yesterday, there are still three other felony cases against him, each for much more serious crimes, the tributes have been pouring in for our ex-president, he held a doozy of a braindead press conference this morning at Trump Tower, his attorney Todd "the Scowl" Blanche made the opposite of a victory lap on cable news, Trump is scheduled to be sentenced on July 11th which is four days before the Republican National Convention (where he would likely have become the Republican's 2024 candidate), his campaign claims that they raked in more than $34 million dollars yesterday in donations (one for each felony), Pres. Genocide Joe played host to Swiftie footballer Travis Kelce and the Kansas City Chiefs, GramPOTUS weighed in on the legal follies yesterday, and here's a look back at all of the predictions Donald made about life under Biden in 2020 (all of which turned out to be Trump lies). #Kimmel

JK on King of the Con: People vs DJ Crimson

Patriots, get your guns! Meet me at Mar-a-Lago. I will pay your legal bills. It's time for Civil...

Trump found GUILTY on ALL COUNTS and Superfan Jake Byrd is outside the courthouse

No, Judge, I never called you 'conflicted.' - But I
heard you with my own ears! - No, I said covfefe
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) May 30, 2024: It was a big afternoon in New York and for the United States of America as Don the John Con-Man Trump was found guilty of 34 felony charges in his falsified records (hush money) trial.

Defeated Donald Trump returns to Trump Tower after criminal conviction.
When you get tired of winning, it's a good idea to start admitting to losing.

If I'm sentenced to prison, I'm calling for war.
Jimmy and Guillermo re-enact what happened in the courtroom, Trump marched over to the reporters outside the courthouse to let his displeasure be known, the big question remains if he will do time in prison or community service, the only family member who bothered to be there for him was Eric the Dumb One when the verdict was read, all the bloodsucking jellyfish who feed off of his essence are losing their minds, and comedian/friend/legal correspondent Jake Byrd has been camped out in New York embedded among the MAGAots for a very special report on the Donald’s trial. #Kimmel

What did he do? What crime is there? Cheating?
Trump supporters break down in tears because Trump is guilty on all 34 counts
(David Pakman Show) May 30, 2024: Supporters of Donald Trump's break down in tears outside the New York City courtroom where a jury is deliberating. #davidpakmanshow #trump #trial 🩳 SHEATH underwear: code PAKMAN for 20% OFF at https://sheathunderwear.com/pakman.
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live, May 30, 2024; David Pakman Show, May 30, 2024; ABC News, May 30, 2024; Pfc. Sandoval, Ashley Wells, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

MAGA: It's unfair. It's rigged. It's war!

Help! I've never had to face consequences. I just throw stolen money at things. Send more money!
We'll storm the capital and Manhattan, I mean MAGA will storm them for me. I'll watch on TV
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Right-wingers IMPLODE over Trump's 34 felony count guilty verdict
The Cult of Trump
(The Young Turks) May 30, 2024: Fox News' Judge Jeanine "Plastic Surgery Disaster" Pirro and conservative commentator Charlie Kirk are melting down over former Pres. Donald Trump's 34-count conviction for falsifying business records in his hush money trial. Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian discuss on The Young Turks. Read more: x.com/JudgeJeanine...
Send money to Joe's, I mean to MY campaign!
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Genocide Joe breaks silence on Trump trial

I'll file an appeal. This was all rigged.
(Irish Star) Pres. Joe Biden has broken his silence following Donald Trump's guilty verdict on Thursday afternoon that saw the former president become a convicted felon 34 times over. The verdict of the criminal (hush money) trial, which began on April 15, was delivered by Judge Juan Merchan. Biden responded to this news with a brief social media post, shortly after the verdict was delivered. More
  • Ana Kasparian, Cenk Uygur (The Young Turks), May 30, 2024: Rudi Kinsella (Irish Star); ABC News (Australia); Pfc. Sandoval, Sheldon S., Ashley Wells (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Jon Stewart tells FOX News to Go F itself


Jon Stewart tells FOX News to go f*ck itself
FOX News, you will lie, kill, and harm fo ratings
(The Daily Show) May 31, 2024: Jon Stewart goes head-to-head with FOX News anchors like Bernie Goldberg, Megan Kelly, and Sean Hannity over the government shutdown, double standards with the Benghazi report, and systemic racism, calling out their FALSE patriotism. Subscribe to #DailyShow #JonStewart #FoxNews
  • Young Jon Stewart, Retro-TDS; Sheldon S., Ashley Wells (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Sexism to end in Mexico: Madam President

German sex doll Lili Bild was inspiration for "Barbie" in the Americas (NPR). Mexican icon Frida was actually German-Mestiza. Now who will preside over the United Mexican States?
Jewish candidate Claudia Sheinbaum and Indigenous candidate Xochitl Galvez (AP)

Your vacation-destination when you've got steam to blow
Just remember to leave those shiny pesos up in Mexico

(Up? Yes, Europeans altered world maps to place themselves on top when for centuries the north had always been the south, as is still remembered by the Islamic world. Maps are distorted, politicized, mutable, and very deceptive).

Who would Frida vote for? Fellow Ashkenazim
Remember how racism ended when we elected B.S. Obama? We don't either. So the idea that a female in the Casa Blanca or holding the highest title in the land (next to the name Carlos Slim) would mean the end of sexism, discrimination, sex trafficking, gendered infanticide, oppression, sex role stereotyping, bias, or the double standard is kind of silly, isn't it? A female president is a step in the right direction. This step was taken in Pakistan decades ago. What happened? Were all problems solved? When other countries followed suit, it helped. But we are far from being in the clear.

The "United Mexican States" is our neighbor.
"Backward" Mexico is more progressive than the US of A? Who'da thunk it? That is not to say that Pres. Kamala would be an advancement. We'd rather see Pres. Jill Stein or the long-awaited Pres. Andrew D. Basiago. The last thing we need is the same-old, same-old. But in ancient Rome, only Patricians could run for Senate. Plebians, who were the vast majority of the population, could not. The proletariat rose up and demanded change, which they got. But when they got it, they didn't vote in any Plebes. It didn't feel right. Their minds were colonized, you see? What a "senator" looks like or
should look like was already drilled into their heads. Until they cleared that, until they decolonized their minds, did they make any progress. "Fix your head, and your butt will follow," the wise have been known to say. So welcome a new boss, different from the old boss. And incrementally we may make some progress eventually. Viva Mexico!

Opinion: Mexico's June 2 election has already made history — for violence
Vote Xochitl: Pick me, Everybody, pick me!
On Sunday, Mexicans will go to the polls to vote on more than 20,000 elected positions in the largest election in a generation.

This year’s vote will also likely yield the country’s first woman president — former Mexico City Mayor (Jewish candidate) Claudia Sheinbaum or Senator (Indigenous candidate) Xóchitl Gálvez.

As elections experts and democracy professionals, we are watching this historic democratic exercise with excitement — and concern. Mexico’s electoral machinery is struggling in the face of violence and threats.
  • PHOTO: Mexican presidential candidate Xóchitl Gálvez at a campaign rally in the Tepito neighborhood of Mexico City last week (Fernando Llano/AP).
  • The country Mexico is not actually called "Mexico" any more than the USA is called "America." It's what people call it, but it isn't its name. It is called the United Mexican States and has been for a long time, long before its merger with the USA was planned as part of the Amero Union.
We are a nation with a very long history.
The quality of the Mexican vote matters to the United States because the challenges our ally and biggest trading partner faces — northward migration, economic development, and narcotrafficking — are our challenges too.

This electoral cycle in Mexico is already the most violent in recent memory. In the seven months from September to May 2, 2024, 560 victims suffered lethal and nonlethal electoral violence; there have been at least 195 election-related killings, including at least 34 candidates.

Mexico's ET mummy of Peru (Jamie Maussan)
In the last election cycle, 2020-2021, among 299 victims of election-related violence, there were 88 killings.

Turf wars in recent months between battling cartels and organized crime syndicates are putting candidates and politicians in the crosshairs at the local level and in a handful of states in central and southern Mexico. More

Grateful Dead plays Vegas; drug sales rise


You better watch your speed, Casey.
The undead version of Jerry Garcia's Grateful Dead, now reincarnated as "Dead & Company" will be teaching Phish a thing or two about jamming live when they take over The Sphere in Las Vegas for an extended run.

The light show, if nothing else, will be incredible. The vibe, the Old Gang, the scent of wafting ganja smoke, the tofu pups on sale in the parking lot (now a banned practice) will all bring back to mind the heyday of all those Berkeley-adjacent shows the Dead used to play in Oakland.

Fans were visible on BART (the Bay Area Rapid Transit) as Cal students went to and from The City (San Francisco) and UC Berkeley, wondering what all the Freak Street geeks were doing riding the rails to and from Oakland.

Space "Truckin" in low-earth orbit, live at The Sphere

I was tripping on gummy bears, way too strong.
The Coliseum was a regular venue for the Dead to play now that Altamont and Golden Gate Park were not possible. "Hasn't everyone heard all their songs by now?" we used to ask ourselves, seeing so many dates so close together.

They were not attending for the music but for the Dead community. Ah, the magic of the shrooms more than the magic of the tunes, "Driving that train high on cocaine, Casey Jones, you better watch your speed." Will that be the case as we load the hippie bus into the desert? Will they be updating their famous lyrics?
Original Dead vs. Dead & Co. at The Sphere
It's going to be as good as it used to be even if we have to return as ghosts to guide the show.