Tuesday, January 28, 2025

Worst Coachella; Warped Tour returns


This gent being deceased, it's hard to see how DJ Prodigy will pull this off

The goal of Coachella (coachella.com) is, of course, to make money. Forget art, new bands, tent raves, heat, the endless walking, dust, crowds, or tracker wristbands. This is about seeing and being seen. Too bad there are next to no bands worth seeing this year. Maybe Travis Scott will cause another satanic stampede riot by bringing Drake on stage as a surprise guest and reliving a previous disaster. Maybe Gaga will bore the crowd until football games break out in the audience so she can superheroine around on wires over the stage in a spacesuit. Green *yawn* Day, oy vey. What's the point. Maybe they can perform that Seinfeld song, a real arena anthem. Post Malone could invite skinny Jelly Roll to outshine him. Many already bought tickets, thinking it's usually a good show. For them there's:
  • The Prodigy
  • Gustavo Dudamel & LA Phil
  • KNEECAP
  • SAINt JHN
  • Circle Jerks
  • The Misfits
  • Clairo
  • Charli XCX
  • Megan Thee Stallion
  • GloRilla
  • The Go-Go's
  • Amyl and the Sniffers
  • Ty Dolla $ign
  • Infected Mushroom
  • Basement Jaxx
  • Don't buy, WIN tickets to Coachella 2025 and if you don't win, maybe that's a sign not to go in accordance with the Law of Attraction (just sayin')
On the bright side, WARPED TOUR returns!

Warped Tour (VansWarpedTour,com) used to be the sort of alt skateboard (X Games) corporate endorsement traveling punk rock jamboree festival every summer. It dried up but has now been resuscitated. There's been a big announcement on the pages of USA Today: Vans Warped Tour reveals first few bands for 2025 comeback following long hiatus
Pennywise singer, featured on The Other F Word, sings "Alien"
Dance Hall Crashers take time machine to the nineties for ska, dancehall?

Will Anthony Byrd (Tony Hawk) be there? He's injured so probably not, but other trucks will be whipping around on the asphalt.
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