It's time to don the Vans and get ready to slam. The Warped Tour is here! Vans Warped Tour Long Beach | July 25-26, 2026. The two-day extreme sports and music festival is back from the grave on the LA border town with the OC, Long Beach, what Snoop Dogg introduced the world to calling it, "The LBC." But T.S.O.L. and others were calling it home long before that. It's a big town. With stops in Mexico, Montreal (Canada), and Washington, D.C., and Orlando (Florida), it seems the tour is being cut short. We bet our very own Dukkha Girl will be running into a certain Punk Rock Girl there, as she vamps and acts out her attention whure aesthetic like she did when we last saw her at the private KROQSocial Distortion show. What a poseur, model, and music influencer she's turned out not to be. Right, Erin? We know what Wisdom Quarterly fans are probably asking, How do I get my band on this tour?Here's how: Ernie Ball Vans Warped Tour Battle of the Bands Powered by Guitar Center
2026 TOUR: Los Angeles (Long Beach), Mexico City, Orlando, Washington D.C., Montreal
Hey, Everybody, come to my party, I mean, the U.S. military's 100 million dollar party with tanks tearing up the street! It's turning 250, older than my country. Yeah, MY country, not your country no more.
I'm turning 79 and it's about time I start telling the truth. You can dance and you can cheer and you can buy my branded memorabilia. But you better not try to protest or disrupt my festivities, I mean my military festivities. And no Anti-Jew things, we're at war right now.
Go do your King Day celebratings somewheres else, not in MY town DC. Why do they call it DC? Is it not in Columbia, the original name of America? I'dunno. That's where my throne is, where I rules from. I replaced the porcelain with pure gold for my bottom, that's MY throne. I wish Melania could see it. Where is she? Anyways, it's gonna be alotta fun. See you alls there!!
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TikTok Ban: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
(LastWeekTonight) Nov. 21, 2024: John Oliver discusses the looming TikTok ban in the U.S., what some potential motivations behind it could be and, most importantly, the fact that you ARE bisexual. Yeah, you. [Are you a fan of Ryan Seacrest? Gay, completely gay, and if a female, at least bi or LGBTQIA+.]
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