Science: Staring at breasts healthy for men?

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MEDICAL NEWS: Staring at breasts makes men live longer, healthier — scientific study

My eyes are up here. - I know. I'm working out.

A study done by German scientist Dr. Karen Weatherby, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, has revealed that lustily gazing with admiration at women’s breasts is healthy and lengthens the lifespan of men.

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The study, which was carried out over a period of five years, involved 500 men, half of whom were instructed to stare at women’s breasts in a lustful manner for no less than 10 minutes every day.

I've always been interested in life extension.

The other half were instructed to abstain from doing such.

It concluded that men who stared at breasts, more often, showed lower rates of heart problems, slower resting heart rate, and lower blood pressure, all of which enable a healthy living and long life.

The study said men should stare at breasts for 10 minutes a day to improve the wellness of their hearts and live longer.

Doctor's orders! - That's just men, Dear.

“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female every day is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” the study revealed.

When the two groups of men were tested, men that stared at breasts daily had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates, as well as fewer instances of coronary artery disease.

Glad to see me? Yes, almost put an eye out.

“Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. Gazing at breasts makes men healthier and engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack by half.

“We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life for four to five years,’’ it added. Source

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