BBC: "Jesus was a Buddhist monk" (video)

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BBC: Jesus was a Buddhist monk

(BBC via Arnel Reyes) "Jesus was a Buddhist monk," claims BBC documentary. Is it true? How could it be?

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(WQ) Was Jesus of Nazareth -- the real one, not the Aryan or Ashke-Nazi fantasy most Christians worship -- a Buddhist monk?

Sure, there were those 18 "lost" years, but my youth pastor says, "He was just hanging out by the river with his dad, Joe, doing carpentry (freemasonry, according to a Discovery Channel doc tht aired one Easter long ago, because there are few trees but lots and lots of stones in that area), just earning a living and studying to be a rabbi, which means he would have had to have gotten married, likely to Mary Magdalene.

See the Coptic Gnostic Gospel of Mary and for details on Mary's real life apart from the Vatican's propaganda, and Jewish and Protestant acceptance of Her defamation. After all, even God -- yes, the Christian one, YHWH, Jehovah, the tribal "God" of the Bible -- had a wife. Her name was Asherah, and every historian knows it. She was wiped out of the popular history books just like Adam's first wife before Eve.

Oh, you didn't know there as another First Woman who didn't come from his rib or side? Her name was Lilith, defamed forever by the old Jewish patriarchs. Whew, these sexist Abrahamic religions are hard to bear...not that the Dharmic religions fared much better in the worldwide sweep of patriarchy that came over all humans in the last millennium.

Women used to have a much more prominent position in Catholicism, Islam, Judaism, the Amazon, Greek and Roman paganism, and certainly in Buddhism, Hinduism, and Jainism.

Oh, and while you're rejecting everything we say as anathema, Jesus killed that kid that one time (really!) and the Pope has a stomach ache and only one lung. The beautiful truth is beautiful when you don't jump to conclusions about what it means. Hear the truth with an open mind. You can recover your biased fantasies anytime you like.

In fact, if you're not careful, the subconscious mind will likely do it for you when you're not paying attention.

Jesus was a Buddhist monk?

(Korrectionz) A BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) documentary proves that Jesus of Nazareth spent time as a Buddhist monk named Issa.

The life story of Jesus, one of the most famous people ever said to have lived, has many gaping holes in it. For example, there is no biblical record of his whereabouts between the ages of 13 and 29 in Palestine.

[Check the Apocrypha, however, and the original story may all still be there, and if it isn't, see Nicolas Notovitch and his discovery for the documented written record of where Jesus was and what he was doing.]

However, according to this BBC documentary, Jesus in fact spent some time as a Buddhist monk.

He later got in trouble with the local authorities -- the temple priests (Hindu Brahmins) -- escaped back to Palestine, got in trouble again, was semi-crucified (apostles bribing a Roman soldier, who cut Jesus on the side so he would not drown in his own fluids which, along with many days of exposure, is how people die of the common Roman torture practice of crucifixion, which was reserved for political prisoners to make an example of them and humiliate them).

He, indeed, survived, was taken down long before he would have died. This is a point of contention because there is not actually enough time for three days to elapse, but apologists find a way.

He went back to India, lived to the ripe old age of 80, and is now buried in a Jewish/Christian tomb in Kashmir (in disputed India/Pakistan) with an important Muslim figure buried on top of him so as to make it very difficult if not impossible to exhume him.

However, ground penetrating radar shows that a Jewish figure is buried there, as determined by the odd orientation of the body in accordance with Jewish laws and funereal customs, which are quite at variance with Islam and all the burial sites in this Muslim region, and a carving of feet with crucifixion wounds following Buddhist custom and unheard of in Judaism and Islam.

[Ouch, the truth hurts...if we leave it at that. If we look more closely, it all makes sense. And shame on Emperor Constantine for turning a peaceful form of Essene Judaism into a universalist patriarchal religion for his grand ambition of building an empire from the bottom up, establishing a new obedience-oriented religion with him on top, just under God and Son/Sun, with no more of that freethinking paganism getting in the way.]