Jane Goodall: Bigfoot (Sasquatch) is real

How the Buddha defeated the Yakkha Alavaka (modern Burmese depiction)

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(Weekly Terror) What Bigfoot (Sasquatch) really is. Jane Goodall finally gave her answer, and a 2002 letter told her the truth.

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  Daigensui Myoo (Akishinodera Nara)

  I love Jane Goodall, but I don't want to believe in Bigfoot! That's dumb and embarrassing.
• Good, the government doesn't want you to believe either. So just go back to your workaday world and shut up. Oh, but remember to always laugh, mock, and roll your eyes at anyone else who says he believes.
• Do you think there really are Sasquatches like the Indigenous Native Americans say?
• Of course, there are Squatches, and it isn't just every single Native American tribe and band of Indians that says so, each with a different name for them. Every state has them as does every region of the world except for Antarctica. But who knows what lurks in the civilization under the ice, so even the Antarctic region likely has them. The Buddha said so, too. In Buddhist cosmology, they are called yakkhas, yakshas, yakshis, yetis, rakshasas, and one even made it into sacred Buddhist texts for his intelligence and supernormal powers, the Yakkha Alavaka (Sanskrit Āṭavaka).
• How did he get in there?
• He asked the Buddha a series of smart questions. The exchange became a sutra, a Buddhist discourse recording the Buddha's answers to those questions.
• That's ridiculous!
• Ridiculous it may be, but it is nevertheless real. I suppose everything that goes unseen is to you "ridiculous"? Nothing exists unless you see it or the authorities give you "permission" to believe in it.
• Well, no, I mean, I have a mind of my own.
• Sure you do. You don't want to be laughed at, mocked, or have someone roll his eyes at you, do you?
• I don't care about that!
• Sure you don't.