"Nursing Home Blues"/Kominsky Method (video)

THE KOMINSKY METHOD (official trailer)

(ONE Media) Michael Douglas and Alan Arkin have a series on Netflix that started in 2018. Douglas sure is looking like a gray Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly. That expression on his face is now all he does. But punkers D.R.I. (Dirty Rotten Imbeciles) saw this coming.

D.R.I. "Nursing Home Blues"

(Spike Cassidy) I am an old man living alone

My loved ones stuck me here in this nursing home

I've lost all usefulness

I want to die

I gave them all the best years of my life

Then Maggie passed away, now I've got no wife

So kill me, young man, or hand me your knife

Sick Marty (Michael J. Fox) McFly.

I want to die

My beautiful daughter says I get in the way

I depress her because I'm old and grey

She can't stand to see the wrinkles in my skin

By golly, girl, you're my only kin

I want to die

Like an old horse put out to pasture

Too old to be of any more use to its master

But when I lie in bed and I reminisce

I begin to think maybe this is best

I'm out of the way, not in anyone's hair

And though I'm costing them money, I don't care

I want to die

(The Kominsky Method) Are crotchety old men funny? If Hollywood is writing biographies, they are.